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When I was a kid, my mom was way too afraid to talk to me about sex. So one day, I asked her if SHE was a virgin. She replied with, "yes." For a while, I honestly thought I was the second coming of Christ.
When i was four, six older boys were tryign to make me mad and they satrted callign me a virgin. Being a very mad four year old and not knwoing what a virgin was a started charging at them and running down th estreet yellign at the top of my lung "I AM NOT NOT NOT A VIRGIN"
A friend and I (age 6 or 7) once debated the subject of "virginity". Having a younger mom (she's only 20 years older than I am), I knew that losing your virginity meant that you had "done it". My friend, however, insisted that it was when someone else saw you naked. I used to get so worried that I wasn't a virgin because my mom saw me in my panties everyday to help me get dressed for school!
When I was younger my friends had all told me that when you lose your virginity you bleed and the blood burns the guys penis. So I was terrified of losing my virginity in fear of burning off a guys penis...
When I first heard the word virgin, when I was around 11 I was around a lot of people who were older and that liked to talk dirty all the time, and someone asked "Are you a virgin?", in a serious way and I thought he was asking are you from Virginia, and I was born in New York and moved to New Jersey when I was little, so I had no idea why they would think that, so I responded "Um... No... why would you even think that?", acting like I was all smart and they were dumb. Image an 11 year old saying that. How embarassing. That was so long ago... but I still can remember it, it's one of those memories that you can always think about and laugh.
I heard the word Virgin from my mom she told me it was a girl who had never slept with a boy, my cousin was a boy and we slept in the same bed all the time so I thought I wasn't a Virgin any more. when we where on the way home from church I told my GRand pa that I wasn't a virgin any more he freaked out and asked me what a virgin was I and I told him that me and my cousin had been sleeping in the same bed and he gave me this long speech explaining what it really ment to be a virgin.
I used to think a virgin was a monster that would come up from under your bed and look like a nice person (angelic) but then eat you if you didn't say your prayers
I used to think that you were a virgin if you had never spilt any food on your trousers
So when I split ketchup on myself at christmas I said "Oh damn I 'm not a virgin any more"
My grandparents were there
I was told what it really was later that day
For the longest time, I thought "being a virgin" had to do with being the Virgin Mary, which sounded way too girly for a kid like me. So when I was asked if I was a virgin, I proudly said that I wasn't. When I was then asked who I had lost my virginity to, I thought long and hard about the manliest thing to say. "My dad" was what I came up with.
When I was around seven years old, I asked my mom what a virgin was. She explained to me very quickly that a virgin was someone who had never been in love before. I loved my parents, so I would proudly walk around telling people that I wasn't a virgin. It wasn't until I was ten that I actually found out what a virgin was, and I was quite mortified.
When I was in 1st grade I heard about virginity. Unlike other people, my mom was VERY open about sex and stuff, I learned about it early. It never freaked me out.
Then when I was at school the next day we were talking about zodiacs. Some girl raised her hand and said "I'M A VIRGO!!" I laughed and said, "You mean VIRGIN!" My teacher was shocked and pulled me aside at recess to tell me the differerence. My mom won't leave me alone about it.
The only "virgin" I ever knew was the one from the Christmas carol Silent Night. I drew a picture for my mother around Christmas one year of a large round Swedish man with a feather in his hat and lederhosen. I wrote "Yon" on the top and gave it to my mom expecting her to immediately identify the Christmas overtones. I could she was confused so I said, "His name is Yon, he's a round virgin." She was even more confused until I said, "You know, from Silent Night?" Then she laughed and laughed.
Why I thought Silent Night was about a fat Swedish man name Yon, I really don't know.
i used to think that if you were a virgin that ment you were a lezbo (i dont know how i made that assumption) i was in 4th grade at p.e one day and this girl looked at me and was like "are you a virgin?" me thinkin that meant gay i quickly answered no, she looked at me with huge eyes and yelled "did it get stuck" till this day i still laugh at that
When I was a kid I used to believe that the "cherry" was an actual one and to pop it meant someone else popped and literal cherry.
One day I had a bowl full and my brother stole one and ate it. I cried and ran and told my mom he had popped my cherry. She freaked until she found out it was a food cherry.
I used to think you could sell your virginity.(I overheard my older sister talking about prostitutes doing that) So one day when I was about 6 I wanted to buy Ice cream and my mom didn't give me any money. So I went up to my neighbors doorsteps trying to "sell my virginity." Good thing I didn't live in a bad neighborhood. :)
Before I understood sex, I thought the word `Virgin` was a holy title like `Saint` or `Pope` because of the virgin mary.
Once when I was watching TV I heard the word "virgin."
So I asked my mom what it meant. She paused and then replied ...
" a very smart girl."
I believed her until i was 12.
I used to think virginity was a religion.
up until i was 11 i thought a virgin was someone from Virginia. i only found out what it was when a frind of mine came up to me and said `guess what. (so-and-so) isn`t a virgin` and i responded `duh. i know. she`s from Texas`
When I was 8 or 9, I believed that virginity and viagra were the same thing. When I saw on TV about somone taking somone's virginity, I thought they took the'yr viagra pills! Then I wondered what viagra was for, so I asked my mom. She said it was medicine for a boys pee pee. Then I asked what a virigin was then. She said it is Jesus's mother and that virgins are holy.(Not wanting to explain the birds and bees at ages 8). I then thought when somone took somones virginity it meant they made them a satanist.
(Also, when my cousin (a boy) has a bladder infection I knew it had something to do with his pee. I told my aunt that he should take his viagra. I wondered why she was on the floor laughing..)