Serial killers are actually cereal killers

I used to believe that serial "cereal" killers were people whose job was to kill little cereal animals and put them in boxes for us... I knew about meat and that it was dead animals so when I heard "cereal killers" I assumed that they worked at miniscule slaughter houses!

i was confused

When I was little I thought serial killer was some mad man after my breakfast. (cereal)

Nina

When I was youger, I was spending the night at my friend betsy's house. We were watching some movie on tv when a special report came on. The reporter said that a serial killer had escaped fromthe county prison. Living pretty close to the prison, we both got scared and ran to the kitchen pantry. "..Quick get the cheereos I got the fruit loops!" We ran to her room holding boxes of cereal and ramming them under her bed.(Get it..Serial..Cereal killer)

Anon

When I was about 6 or 7 i though a serial killer was a "ceral" kller that went up stabbed or shot ceral boxes

Patrick

I used to think that a serial killer was someone who would smash up serial

Anon

When I was younger, I heard about serial killers on the news. I used to think that serial killers were actually 'cereal killers' and only killed people who ate cereal. And because I was a kid and I ate cereal, like many kids, I used to believe that they would 'get me'. I lived with fear everytime I ate breakfast until I was about 11 when my mom finally cleared things up!

Alison

i used to think that cereal killers where people who would try to kill careal. until the day i shouted out " HOW CAN YOU KILL CEREAL" while m aunt was watching the news. I was only 6 or 7

Mariah ( lil clumzy)

I used to think that cerial killers were killers that kill u if u eat cereal. so i never liked to eat cereal cause i didn't want to die!

Tweety bird

when i was little about until i was 7 i thought that a cereal killer was a person that somehow killed you when you were eating cereal lke a knive wouid fly out of cereal box when you were reading the box or they wouid poison the cereal my brother later clarified this for me i laugh about this when i read the news paper and i hear that someonw was killed

the dumb kid

When i was little, i thought that a 'serial' killer was someone who would come and kill my breakfast w/ a knife.

someone

i used to think that serial killers were people who killed cereal

the dragon girl

When I was quite small I thought that serial killers were cereal killers. For a while I was scared that since I was a "cereal killer" I was going to be arrested.

Caitlin

When I was younger, I would hide all of my cerial. My mom never really understood it untill I told her about the (serial) cerial killer who moved in down the street.

Andrea

a cereal killer was someone that went around and stole peoples' cereal

Anon

i used to think that a serial killer would eat all the cereal and they would be considered a "cereal killer".. i used to eat it all the time and tell my mom that i was a cereal killer.. she would just look at me weird

Anon

I used to think that a cereal killer was a peron who went and ate all of peoples cereal
And left nothing back for you…..after that I hid the cereal from everybody I even slept with it. then one day my sister asked were the cereal is and I screamed “YOU’LL NEVER HAVE IT YOU,YOU, YOU CEREAL KILLER!!!!” then she told me what a sereal killer really was…..that was when I was 9 (tells you how smat I am)

an 11 year old idiot

I used to believe that serial killers killed cereal...Cause i didnt know that it was spelt the other way...about 3 years ago i learned the difference.

Bee

i used to think that a serial killer killed cereal then i thought about it and i diddnt eat cereal for a long time and when my mom asked me why i told her because if i eat the cereal it will die and i will be an americas most wanted!!

Autumn

I thought "cereal killers" were people that killed others using cereal.

Anon

Wow this is goning to sound bad but when I was about 5 or 6 years old I was watching the news there was something on about a serial killer. I never went near the cereal cabinet again. Lol I went downstairs the next morning and threw all the cereal away.

Anon