If you lost a Presidential election, you had to leave the country. This came from me mishearing the words "lead the country" from a TV ad talking about the election that was going on back then.
When I was 8, I thought I could become a multi-billionaire by selling a bunch of cups and magazines that were in my house. The reason I wanted this is because I wanted massage chairs that vibrated.
My cousin and I both thought Narnia was a real place when I was about eleven and she was about ten. I looked for it in my closet, and she thought a painting on my parents' bedroom wall actually came from Narnia.
When I was young I thought the world was flat
I used to think the entire state of Pennsylvania was made out of pencils.
I thought photoshop ment a shop that would edit your photos.
When I was little I used to believe that if i wait until the end of the movies I would see my name in the credits.
When I was a child I used to believe that when I touched the floor cracks I would fall to the center of the earth.
When I was younger, I thought Eskimos ate penguin eggs
When I was little I wanted to be an explorer. I figured 2D maps of the world were only showing half the Earth, because obviously the Earth is round, and that the other half hadn't been mapped yet. I wanted to be someone that discovered the other half of the Earth.