toilets
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I used to believe…
When i was younger, i had a constant fear that there was this big scary man in the bottom of the earth that like to drink the urine that went down the toilet, and if you didn't urinate enough he would fly up the pipes when you flushed the toilet and grab you and make you live underground. So therefore I never flushed the toilet.
I had a bit of an odd childhood, didn't I?
I used to always look into the toilet before using it because I thought hat if I didn't look, a spider(a big, furry one) would come crawling out from the toilet and would bite me while I was on it. I don't know how I thought it lived in the water. lol
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I used to belive there was a 'toilet man' and fed him by flushing food down the toilet.
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In grade 2 or so my teacher told us about in some other country there were snakes that would go up the suer pipes and end up in peoples toilets, i was worried it happened here in Canada too, I didnt want a big poisonous snake to bite my butt and kill me! for weeks i wouldnt sit directly on the toilet, id just crouch over it.
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When I was little, I was convinced Darth Vader lived in my Nan's toilet. Someone had to stand outside the door while I went in case he come out and 'Got me'.
Daft eh?
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i was afraid to sit on the toilet because i thought a werewolf lived under there and would claw your butt if you sat down
I remember my mom used to flush spiders or other bugs that she killed down the toilet. I always avoided using the toilet she put the bug down for a while because I thought that the dead bug mysteriously floated back up and would bite your butt!
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When I was about 6 and my sister was 5, we were at the store with my mom. The women's restroom was out of order, so we were told by an employee to use the men's restroom (it was one of those single-person bathrooms). well, i saw a urinal and my sister and i asked my mom what it was and she said it's a man toilet.....we were trying to figure out how boys/men could get up that high to sit down! lol
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When I was little I used to believe that lobsters lived in the toilet, and that one day I would have to go to the bathroom and there would be a lobster ready to pinch my butt.
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When I was little I didn't like the toilets at parks and campgrounds that didn't have plumbing and didn't flush. I thought that there were dead birds inside the toilet and that they were nasty. I still hate those toliets. I call them dead bird toilets.
i used to sing on the toilet and i also believed that when i leaned forward really far and shut the lid on my back i turned into a bee.
and people think i'm weird nowadays
I used to believe…
when I was 8 I use to think that everytime I flushed the toilet a monster would come out and get me and now that i'm nine I still think it!
I was a wierd kid so I had a lot of wierd notions in my head. I am happy to say I still have a good imagination.
Because of all of those "Bloody Mary will get you if you say her name three times into the mirror in the bathroom" stories, I somehow translated that into the flush for the toilet being the cue for the ghosts to come out and attack you. I often ran out of the bathroom and down the hall to where everyone else was saying "Ha! not this time." Everyone stared at me like I was nuts...I think they may have been right.
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When I was younger, I would never put my feet on the ground when I was on the toilet because I was afraid that ants would come and put potions on my feet to kill me. I was a disturbed child.
I used to believe that whenever i would use the toilet and flush it that i would get sucked down into the pipes. So i would run out f the bathroom right when iflushed and when my little brother started using the bathroom, i would always check to make sure that he didn't get flushed down, too.
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When my grandson was about 3 he used to believe if he threw up in the toilet he would get rid of his bad attitude.
I used to believe when I sat on the toilet if I sat for too long that a spider would come up and pull me in. So as you can guess I was terrified of going to the bathroom and had to hover and keep turning round to check whether it was coming.
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i used to be afriad of sitting on the toilet while flushing it because i thought that snakes would come up and bite me in the ass.
I used to believe that if you peed in a toilet that already had pee in it then that would produce aids......i remember looking into the toilet that i peed in and thinking "there is definately aids in there"
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My biggest fear of the toilet when I was younger was that if I ate something good like meat, it would exit my body, enter the toilet, and a crocodile would smell it and snap my bottom right off from underneath me.