toilets

I used to beleive that the water under the lid of the toilet was where our pee and poop went. Once it got filled up a parent would dump it and we'd start over again.

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when i was little where my dad used to live there was a sewage works across the road. Me and my sister used to flush the toilet,quickly run across the road to the sewage works and watch to see If anything would happen lol

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you know how there is the boogy-man.......well i belived in the toilet-man (lol) and i had to open the door before i flushed so as soon as i flushed i had to run to the other toilet and the back so he had to follow me but was to slow (i repeted this 10 times) and mum said thats why i win the cross contry all the time !!!!!! heeheehee

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when i was younger i used to think that once you flush, you had to be out of the bathroom before the toilet filled up with water again. Otherwise the floor you disappear and you would fall down

I once watched a tv show where a person won toilet water. everybody thought it was so nice and valuable, and i couldn't understand why you need to buy water to pour in the toilet, as there already is water in there! i figured out that it was some nice coloured water, but it still seemed strange to me.. later on i read on a bottle of perfume and i figured out the real meaning:D

I always believed that there were snake-like things in the toilet that would come out and bite you, so you had to poop whenever you sat on the toilet to appease their appettite. I was really scared of sitting on the toilet when I just had to pee when I was still to short to do it standing up, or when I didn't poop right away. I thought maybe they would be impatient and want their food right away, so they'd just end up biting me. I always pooped really quickly.

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when I was younger, I used to think that snakes out slither out of the toilets and bite me when i had to go to the bathroom... i still think that.

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since everyone flushed my fish down the toilet when i was younger i pictured it to lead right out to the middle of the sea...and that's where King Tritan lived...so obviously i could get in contact with him...i decided to write letters to the "King Tritan" and send them via tiolet...

I used to believe that when i flushed i had to be out of the bathroom.. if i wasnt then the toilet would swallow me whole. I used to believe from the age I was about 6 to 11 years old. Yet today it still crosses my mind everytime i flush the toilet...

I used to believe that there were aliens in the laundry that would come and get me when I flushed the toilet.

I used to believe that rats would come out of the toilet when it was flushed late at night so i would run back to my bedroom quickly and rush getting back into bed.

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Before flushing the toilet when i was a kid, i used to open the door and get ready to run as soon as i had flushed it. For some reason i thought a gorilla was going to come out of the toilet, roaring at me. As i got older, i realised it wouldnt be able to get out of such a small space.

I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet, you had to be out of the bathroom and have the door closed before the toilet was done flushing. If you didn't do this, a ghost would come out of the bathroom mirror and suck you in so it could eat you. This was retarded, but I believed it for some reason. Everytime I flushed, I jumped for my life out the door and ran like hell down the stairs(in case the door didn't close all the way) and washed my hands in the kitchen.

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that dracula lived in the sewer and at any moment he might rise up and bite my butt.

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As a child I believed that there was a witch who lived in the toilet bowl, and if I sat on it she would poke me in the butt with a needle. It can be terrible to be so gullible and the youngest of four children.

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every time i fush the toilet i back because some times i think it mite over flow and get every were.