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When I was younger, I used to think that when I was going to the bathroom, a fish would leap out of the toilet and bite me on the bum!
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I used to think that there would be a snake in the toilet everytime I lifted up the seat. I still feel this way sometimes at age 25. I have no idea where it comes from!
i used to believe that all of my poop that went down the toilet had formed a huge colony and would save all of my pee in a well...and they would drink it. and i would get scared if i just pooped and i didnt pee that the poop colony would come out of the toilet and eat ME. i was terrified about that until i was 13 until my dear friend emily told me the truth!
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My cousins and I and my thirteen year old aunt would hang out together all the time. We lived with each other for a while. Once we were at my grand-pa's while he was at work. My aunt had just seen the Leprechaun movie and was scared to go into the bathroom. So she actually went outside and took a poo in the bush. My grand-pa had to clean it up.
i used to think that the spice girls would cocme up out of the toilet and kill me. because my brother would always make me watch that scary movie!!!
I used to believe that there were monsters that swam around in pipes underground and ate poop from toilets after you flushed them. And I also believed that sometimes they would get so greedy that they would bite you in the butt.
I used to believe that when you went to the toilet, that there was this town that lived in the toilet who ordered foos. So if you went poo, then they'd me ordering a hamburger, if you went pee, it was sprite and if you had diarrhea it was dessert. And tha the toilet paper was the list of food they wanted. Then when you flushed it, the noise that the toilet makes was them saying Thank you.
I used to believe that if you looked directly in the toilet that a person would come out of it and grab you and take you to there toilet dungeon and spear poop all of you.
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I used to believe a snake was going to come out of the toilet and bite my butt. So i would get off the toilet as fast as possible to not get bit.
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When I was little my father told me that if you forget to flush the toilet, your poop will become alive.
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My older brother told me that if i didn't get out of the bathroom quick enough when i flushed the toilet that the boogie man would come and get me. SO i used to flush and RUN!!!
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When i was little i watched my dad flush spiders down the toilet. whenever i would go to the bathroom i was always afraid those spiders were going to come up and bite me on the bottom!!
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I used to believe that there was a troll in the toilet, and so I look before I pooed, and I would get up every five seconds to check!
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i would not flush the tolit because i thought i would get sucked in.
I used to believe that when you used the washroom then flushed the toilet, there was a man that lived in the toilet and would have to swallow everything soo fast!! it's gross now that i think about it
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When I was watching some show on the discovery channel about a little boy that had just gotten potty trained he woke up one morning and there was a snake in the toliet!!!! It had escaped from the zoo! So now whenever I use the bathroom a snake is gonna bit my butt!!
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When I was smaller, my little brother loved to hold and look at bugs. Me and my other older siblings were scared of them... even my parents. So whenever a bug found its way into our house... we'd just get Taylor, who'd play with them, then flush them down the comode, laughing as they were sucked downward.
Ashamed and embarrased that little Taylor had an advantage over us older folk, we decided to scare him. He was still pretty young with a general fear of the toilet in means of what came out of it if he wasn't careful. So we all said with strait faces that he'd better watch out for the toilet.
Why? Because we said every bug he had flushed down the toilet (Quite many), they're ghosts would shoot out by the hundreds (Like the maggots on Bones), and shoot him sky-high off the toilet to kingdom come, all the while biting him on the butt at the same time.
Instead of fearing the bugs, Taylor improvised and while we were away, stuffed and flushed an infinate amount of Quilted Northern down the loo... probably trying to create a plug of some sort
Jokes on us... we "older folk" had to clean up the flood... and the "ghosts".
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when i was little i thought that toilets when u flushed them a toungue would come out and take u down to the suwer and drowd u so i told my friend and she thought so to so everytime we went 2 the bathroom till we were 10 we would flush the toilet and run as fast as we could!!!lol
i used to believe this creature would come up the toilet drain after u flushed so i would jump up as fast as i could after i flushed and sit on top of the lid for at least 45 seconds. I did for so long sometimes after i lifted the lid i could see a tail going back down the drain. It was in my mind of course but it looked like it was really there.