toilets

I used to think that when I flushed the toilet, I'd get sucked into it, so I'd run out of the bathroom...or I just wouldn't flush.

Eventually, I stopped believing that I'd get sucked in, so I'd have to watch the toilet flush before leaving the bathroom (I have fears of evil things being behind me...I guess I consider the noise of the toilet flushing to be evil...). Sadly, now I still do that.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl, I was puzzled by why my father left the toilet seat up so often. Being not acquainted with the true reason men lift the toilet seat when using it, I came to the conclusion that since my father had a large butt (he happened to be a tad overweight at the time), the toilet seat was too small for him to use--thus, he had to lift the seat and use the wider rim of the toilet itself when using the bathroom. I mentioned this to my mother once, and she just stared at me, perplexed, then laughed and walked away without saying anything.

I used to believe…

When I was little I once forgot to make sure my vest was lifted up when I was on the toilet, and of course made a mess of it! Ever since that day, somthing must have stuck in my head, because I started stripping off to just my socks when I was at home to make sure it never happened again.

I used to believe that every time i flushed the toilet a monster could pull me into the drain so i still close the toilet lid every time before i flush (i dont sit on the lid anymore though)

i used to belivie that aliens traveled through the sewer so whenever i flushed i ran really fast away

I used to believe…

me and my frend missy were sleepin at her house and everytime someone flushed the toilet...it would sound like an old man was laughing in her pipes..it was so wierd...she claimed it was her dads movie...but their tv was off...so i told her there was a man laughin in the pipe and i made a song about it and i scared her in her own house...but someone did die in her house so she totally believed me...it was funnnnny!! but creepy at the same time...

I used to believe…

When i was little, i pooped a LOT. and my cousin noticed this. she told me that if i poop too much,the poop would lift me up, and crush me against the ceiling! so ever since then (i was 4,) untill i was 7, i always flushed after a piece of poop came out!!!

I used to believe…

When i was little i thought that when ever you sat on the toliet seat that a hand would come up and grab me and pull me down the toliet.I wouldn't sit on the toleit seat for months until my mom told me that there was no hand inside the toliet.

I used to believe that if I went to the bathroom by myself an alligator would come out of the toilet and bite me on my butt. (Thanks to my Uncle Bill) I always took my younger sister with me if I had to go! (as a result, my sister was potty trained at 19 months of age!)

I used to believe…

ever since i was little i though that once you flushed the toilet you had to get out of the bath room before it stoped running or it would blow up strange i know

I used to believe…

When I was little,my older brother told me a story.If I flushed the toilet,and didn't get out of the bathroom quick enough,an evil monster would drag me into the sewers.Every time I needed to use the restroom,I ran as soon as I flushed.

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid, we had a BIG walk in closet at the end of our hallway, right next to our bathroom. I was 100% convinced that a monster lived in that closet, and that every time you flushed the toilet, you woke him up and the sound of the water banging in the pipes after you flushed was really him trying to break out of the closet. The few times i was brave enough to actually flush the toilet, I would run into my room as fast as I could and hide under the blankets until the banging stopped.

I used to believe…

When i was little my twin brother once turned the light off( i was afraid to be in the dark by my self) and locked me in there with no T.P. Then yelled through the door the the sewer aligators are going to come up and eat me bottom first. the best part is... i still cannot go to the restroom in the dark!!! Thanks Bro!!!!!!!

i used 2 belive dat wen u flushed da loo a hand wud pop up so i flushed n ran

I used to believe that alligators lived in the sewers, so i was afraid to go to the bathroom. I believed that a alligator would pop up from the toilet and bite me.

I used to believe…

My older bro was always playin trickes on me when I was 6.So one day I went to use the toilet
and I saw a dead hand(Fake dead hand).I ran screaming.....so untill I was 9 I always hated to use the toilet in fear of the hand grabing me by my penis and draging me to the toilet world.

Basterd.