i used to believe that there was a gorilla living in our toilet, and if you spent too much time on the pot that he would stick his finger up your butt. needless to say, i learned to be very quick about using the toilet!
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When I was about 8, my mum's friend told me about a guy who had a pet python. She said that it went down his toilet and came out in the person's toilet next door. For ages I thought that a snake would come out of our toilet so I used to get my older sister to come with me whenever I went to the toilet!
I used to be so scared of flushing the toilet that before i would I would open the door, flush, then sprint down the hall to my parents so then the monster that was growling in the toilet couldn't eat me.
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When I was about 5 I used to belive that the story of 'Mary and Joshep' they told me in sunday school was untrue because I I didn't know how they would go to the toilet. I realiosed a few years later that 'proper' toilets hadent even been invented then.
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When I was little I used to believe that when you flushed, a monster would eat what you "disposed" of. That leads to why The toilet makes noises. I thought the monster was saying," Thanks for the food!!!"
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My dad used to say that the rats in the sewer are having a party when he had a pee when he got drunk,cause there was alcohol in his pee. I believed it so much that every time he said it, I went and threw lots of peanuts and crips down the loo. Well, no party without nibbles..!!!! I was only about 4 or 5.
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When i was about 9, i thought that because there were rats in the sewers a giant rat would climb up grab me then pull me down into the sewers through the toilet :(
i used to believe that if you flushed the toliet and didnt get out of the bathroom in under a minute the vampires inh the sewers would come and drag you down the toliet
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Yes, Harry Potter got to me.
When I was in grade two or three, our class got to go to the second or third Harry Potter movie. That night, I was freaking that Voldemort would come and get me. So, when I went to the bathroom, I would go, wash my hands. Then I would flush, and run for my life.
Also, I used to think when I would be going, a monster you come up and grab my butt.
i used to believe that a toliet monster lived inside the pipes and that if you didnt give him enough food [pee and poo] he woud come up and eat you so i used to flush the toliet and run out of the bathroom so that he coodnt catch me in time to eat me!
i used to believe that if you sat on the toilet for too long you would fall in and you would have to live in the toilet forever my older brothers girlfriend told me this i used to be petrifeid of toilets.
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i used to beleive that if u didnt get out the bathroom bofore the toilet flushed a lion in a red car would come and eat me
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I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet while sitting on it you'd get cancer.
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You know how when you flush the toilet the handle rises back up again? Well when I was little I believed that was due to George the Ghost pulling it back up for me, so I'd always say "thank you" to him after flushing. I also believed that George felt like smooth fibreglass....I still have no idea where I got that from.....
I was on a routine babysitting adventure, when my cousin comes out of the bathroom claiming the toilet was mad at him, therefore I had to wipe him to make the toilet happy again. I did this continually until he was about five. My suprise when his older brother, whom is eleven, tells me that he just made up the whole thing because he didn't want to wipe himself/
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When I was a little boy I used to watch those Toilet Duck ads where they would clean the inside of the toilet bowl. I used to throw bread crumbs into the bowl to feed the ducks.
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When I was like 3 I used to think if I put a towel over my head while I was on my little toilet, no one could see me.
I wasn't potty trinaed until I was 4. I have reason to believe this is because my older brother (he was 10 at the time) told me that I would fall in the toilet and drown. Well, believeing this, I refused to use the potty. That is up until one day I was doing the pee-pee dance and whining and my father grabbed me up by the armpits and said "GO USE THE POTTY!" very loudly. I'm quite surprised I didn't go right there. I managed to get to the bathroom and use the potty....crying the whole time.
Apparently I was more scared of my father's yell than I was the potty.
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When i was about three, My older brother would tell me that if you didn't flush the toilet, the king of the sewer would turn you into poo. Then he would bring you to his domain,and turn you into one of his servants.
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When I was little, I believed in something I called 'the bathroom genie'. He looked like the little blue dude from Aladdin, but he lived right at the bottom of the toilet (rather than, say, the bottom of a lamp). If you didn't get off the toilet immediately after going to the bathroom, he would come out and eat you. This troubled me in the hygiene department for a few years.