toilets

I used to believe…

je croiyait quand j'etait petit que des betes me regardaient faire mes besoins et quand je fesaient kaka elles moraient alors je fesait kaka le plus souvent possible

I used to believe…

One time when I was14 and my little brother was 6 I convinced him that if he crawled in the toilet and I flushed it he would go down the pipes and meet the ninja turtles he was so obsessed with. I got grounded for like 3 months.

I used to believe…

when i was about 4 or 5 my brother told me that the tidy bowl man lived in the toilet and everytime i peed he would try to bite my butt. so for a while i always made my mom go with me.

I used to believe…

When I was about 5 years old, I knew that the toilet was connected to the sewer. I used to watch the Ninja Turtles a lot, and they lived in the sewer. As a result, I was always wary that if I sat on the toilet too long, the a Ninja Turtle would get annoyed, pop out, and bite my butt.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I used to believe that the sound the toilet made while flushing was the roaring of a monster. The monster, actually, WAS the toilet! I was afraid that it would gobble up my bum if I remained for too long, so I'd quickly flush the toilet and run through the door, zipping my pants on the way out. In fact, this isn't such a funny story because I still do it to this day.
The REALLY funny part, though? I'm almost NINETEEN.

I don't know how this happened, but somehow, in my life, Pokemon and toilets combined.

I used to think that when you flushed a toilet, if you didn't get away from it fast enough, a Gyrados would rise from it, and bite you in half.

Maybe this is why I rarely wash my hands at home...

I used to think that a toilet was alive and that it only flushed when it was hungry. At my school there was constantly something gross or wierd in the toilet and that it didnt flush because it wasnt hungry or it didnt want to eat the gross stuff. And I thought that when toilets flooded it meant they had eaten something gross and were barfing it out.

I used to believe…

When i was little i used to believe that (this was when i was extremely scared of spiders) if i sat down on the toilet a huge spider woud come up as soon as i sat down somehow, and jump on my bum and bite me!!!

I believed that snakes that lived in the water system could come out through the toilet bowl
when I peed. In order to prevent them from surfacing I filled the bowl with toilet paper. Once I filled the bowl so much that I caused a flooding when I flushed. Boy, was daddy mad or what.

I used to believe…

When I was little about 4 or 5 I use to think that if I use the bathroom with the door shut instead of open the toliet would eat me. I got this idea from a movie I saw.

I used to believe…

In my younger days, combined with a SERIOUS fear of the dark, I used to believe there were flushy monsters. These would only come out at night after you flushed the toilet - when there was enough noise to cover your screams. Fortunately I had a process that kept me safe - first, turn on the bedside light, then turn on the bedroom light, walk down the hall to the bathroom and turn THAT light on, then finally turn on the hallway light. Hop on the pot, do your business, but BEFORE you flush the toilet, quickly turn the hall light off. Come back to the bathroom, and with one hand on the flusher and the other on the light switch, flip both at the same time and make a mad dash to the bedroom, flipping off the bedroom light as you passed. Hop into bed and cover everything but your eyes, then lay as silent as a rock... if nothing came to get you, it's safe to reach out an arm real quick and turn off the bedside light. This persisted for years, and is probably the reason I would occasionally wet the bed until I was seven!

I used to believe…

my mom used to tell me if i didn't flush the toilet then the toilet would come alive and eat me up until nothing was left of me and of course i always made sure i flushed the toilet!

I am a chinese(Singaporean) and parents call boy's penis "xiao niao"(birds). I also saw a news article about snakes being found in toilet bowls. So here comes my fear: I did not dare to use the toilet or sit on it at all because snakes live in toilet bowls and they will eat your birds(penis) because i did learn that snakes do eat birds. I dared not enter public toilets and i would make sure i had a stick around me when i was at home in the toilet and also having adults around. It was really scary then but really stupid when i come to think of it now

I used to believe…

When I was younger I used to believe that there was a vampire living in my stool and when I was sitting on it, I always had to hurry up, because it wanted to bite my butt. But the vampire wasn't alone - he had a servant, you know, an Igor-kinda of guy with hump and really nasty face, like one of those monsters that serve all the Draculas in animated films. He was really dumb and he always made his master mad, because he sad something stupid. The vampire always got busy with smacking him in the head, and I had time to escape. It was really funny to lisen to theit little confersations, like a comedy ^^. I guess I own Igor a big time - thanks to him I still have a butt!

I used to believe…

When I was in second grade, we had a substitute teacher who wanted to take everyone to that room where we could relieve our bodily functions. I thought she told us that she was going to take us to the laboratory, not the lavatory. To this day, I have nightmares of going to a laboratory to take a pee.

I used to believe…

When I was about 4 years old my Dad took my brother & me camping in a State Park. This was the first time I'd seen an outhouse. When I first went in I was shocked by the odor. It reminded me of a cow pasture in the hot summer sun. I thought I had discovered where cows go to the bathroom!

I used to believe…

There was a song I heard when I was about 7. It had the line about a ship sailing away '..on the last day of September'.

This bothered me. I took this to mean that the last day of September was the last day EVER and that the world would end. It upset me somewhat that nobody seemed all that bothered. I think it was August at the time, surely people should be doing something about this!!!

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to believe the toilet would suck me down if I didn't get off it immediatley after flushing it. As soon as I was done I would jump off the toilet and run out of the bathroom in fear of being sucked in.

I was convinced that there giant tarantulas living behind the toilet and if I flushed the toilet they would know i was there. So i would flush the toilet and then run away as fast as a i could incase the they attacked me.