toilets

I used to believe if you flushed but still sat on the toilet for a while or didn't get up quick enough a hand would reach out and grab me. So after I was done I would run out the door screaming...my mom thought I was crazy!

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One day I heard my mom talking to her friend about snakes coming out of the toilet...and when i heard that every time i had to pee i had to check the toilet and flush it a couple times to make sure that the snake wasnt gonna get me.

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When i wuz little i believed that when u flushed the toilet, it let ghosts out, and for the longest time i used to either not flush, or flush and run away frantically. But finally i came to the conclusion that there had to be some way to keep the ghosts in. and u kno those fans u turn on in bathrooms that like filter the air or somn?
Well, i thot that if i turnd it on while i flushed the toilet, it wood suck all the ghosts up. stupid, i know.

and the sad thing is i still turn on the fan wen i walk into the bathroom. i guess it jus became a habit. lol

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When the toilet flushed i used to think that a monster was going to jump out and eat me so whenever i went to the toilet i ran to my mom and gave her a hug!!

i used to beliecve that if i stayed in the bathroom too long after the toilet flushed, then you would get sucked in it. i would run out of the bathroom, and after it was done flushingf, i would go back and wash my hands.

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When I was a little girl I always was afraid of people watching me. I was so afraid of going to the bathroom because I believed that the people in the sewer would swim up into the toilet and see me pooping/peeing on them.

i always thought that the noise the toilet made was the sounds of a gorilla coming out of the toilet, so i would run out as fast as i could when i flushed. even after i knew that it wasn't, i still played the game.

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Once, I went to an aquarium and saw one of those eels that pokes out of holes in the rock. From then on, I was absolutely terrified of using the bog, for fear of eels swimming up the pipe, into me and eating me from the inside out! 0_o

I used to belief that if I went to the bathroom at night, a long hand would reach upp through the plumbing and pull me into the sewer!

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When I was little I beleived if you flush the toilet it would swallow you down with the water. So whenever I got done using the bathroom, I never flushed the toilet because I was scared!!!!!

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1day i was at camp and i went to one of thoes portal potties (like the one that are deep like dugenos) and my friend was with me because i was scared becasue it was dark. She had said "get out" and i asked why and she said that there was a man living down there and he eats the poop and drinks the pee.
so from now on i would never have used thoes

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When i was 5 i was afraid of sitting on the toilet because snakes will come out of there and will bite my ass

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when i was just done getting potty trained my brother told me that if i sit on the toilet too long a "toilet alien" would come up and grab my butt. (i didnt go for 3 days)

I used to think that the floty ball inside the toilet was something for kids to play with.;o) hehe!

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You know how people some times call the toilet a throne.

Well I used to think there was a whole villige that lived under the toilet and I was there queen and they wanted me back. So every time I'd flush the toilet I would run away so they couldn't get me.

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when i was young i used to thought that someone was watching me in the toilet while i was peeing
now i turn off the lights when i poo