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they used to have that stupid commercial on tv where the toilet was green, monster-looking, and could talk. that just heightened my fear of the toliet as a kid. i remember always running out of the bathroom after flushing.
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I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet it would flush you along with it.
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When I was little I used to believe that the toilet was a garbage so when I was 3 I flushed or tryed to flush a apple down the toilet. My dad had to get it out.
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In school i once heard you could get aids from toilets, and so i went home and i had to go reaaaally bad. i went into the bathroom and remembered about aids, and i thought well daddy stands up so he wont get aids, i will too. well im a girl, so needless to say, it really didn't work out.
I used to believe that there was a witch round the u-bend of our loo and that she lived off of our poo. I thought that if I didn't give her enough poo she'd come up and try and eat me instead. As a result, I always pushed real hard to get it all out as soon as possible so not to annoy her. If it was a little slow coming, I'd bend my head down between my legs and talk to her in an attempt to pacify her and avoid being eaten. I know it works, because I'm still here!
I'm English, and in England we call restrooms toilets. One day, me and my family went to an american-style restaraunt.When I went to to the toilet, it said 'restroom' on the door. I was scared to go in because I thought i would disturb the people who were resting.
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i would always flush after i washed my hands because i thought the water overflowed if you did it at the same time.
I used to believe there was a toilet monster and it ate your poo and drank your pee bu if it didn't get enough to eat or drink it will eat you..........
so i fed the toilet monster doritos
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wen i was little i thought that the toilet was the way to heaven because lots of my fish got flushed down the toilet when they died and one day i fell into the toilet and i thought i was going to die
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when i was about 5 i had a very strange dream about toilets. i dreamed that there was this kind of toilet monster that was invisible in the water and smelled strongly of pertrol. he would jump out of the toilet as you sat down and then you could see him, and he looked like a man with hamburger meat stuck all over him.
for 4 years i was always afraid of using the toilet in a public place when no one else was in the restroom. if there were more people there would therefore be more witnesses to my tragic demise and he would be found out.
I saw the corny schwarzenegger movie, "The Predator" for the first time at about 4 years old. Every time I would have to pooh I would always try an do it as fast as possible because I was afraid the aliens hand would reach out from the hole in the toilet and grab my bum. As soon as I would finish dropping my loggers I would run from the bathroom as fast as I could and would shut the light off on the way. Hardly ever would I wash my hands afterwards, and sometimes i wouldnt even whipe! After all, that is all too time consuming and the vicious beast would have me by then!!! No wonder I got brown streaks.
i used to think that the flushing of the toilet sounded exactly like the theme music from sesame street. every time i flushed i would kinda hum along. i don't hear the similarity anymore, but every time i flush i'm reminded of my misguided musical mind.
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Once at a bowling alley, my friend and I (both females) needed to use the restroom. We were about 8 or 9 at the time and weren't really paying a lot of attention. So we go into the bathroom, do our business, and then washed our hands in the neat looking sinks, with bars of soap instead of those dispensers. Turns out we walked into the men's bathroom and used the urinals as sinks (complete with the neat waterfall effect) and the urinal cakes as soap. Didn't realize the mistake until YEARS later.
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When I was a kid I had the biggest fear of monsters hiding in the U-Bend of the toilet. I could never go to the loo without someone coming with me and flushing it before I could use it.
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My toilet when I was little was the kind with one big hole and one small one. I used to think that the big one was for poo and the small one was for pee.
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When I was younger, my sister had a problem with flooding the toilet a lot. I was always scared that I would flood it, so I always shut the lid, washed my hands, and then flushed as I ran out of the bathroom - thinking that shutting the lid made it not flood. Even today I can't shake the habit of shutting the lid.
I used to believe that if i was in a public restroom by myself. and if it was really quiet,the devil would say my name and i'll hear it! Don't know why! I was so young and so naive.
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When I was young my older brother said that when the toilet flushed, a monster would awaken inside it..I then (for about 5 years) I flushed the toilet and ran away from it as fast as possible so the monster would get me...I still can't be in the bathroom when the toilet finishes flushing (I am 23!!)
I was sitting on the tiolet one time and it was REALLY quiet then BOOM BOOM BOOM someone knocked on the door I fell in and my hand hit the mandle and I screamed cause i thought IT had got me.
I'm 11 and still afraid of the toilet.
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every time i would flush my dead fish, i refused to use that toliet for a week after in free that the fish would come back up and bite my bum. the sad thing is i am still scared.