toilets

I used to believe…

After you flush a toilet the reservoir fills up again, making a loud "hooooowwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrr" noise. I used to think when it was making that noise I should never sit down on it because then te water would rise up to my butt and make it wet while I was sitting. I still have troubles ONCE IN A WHILE...

I used to believe…

when i was little i had only saw this one documentary thing on tv and it said that lots of people had baby alligators as pets, when they got too big they would flush them down the toilet...
whenever i had to use the toilet i would be too afraid that an alligator would come up through the pipe thing and bite my butt off it scared the shizz out of me!!

i saw ghostbusters 2 when i was 5 or 6 and i used to believe that the pink slime that came out of the bathtub facuet in the movie would come up out of the toilet and get me when i flushed. so i would pull one of the "flush and run" routines whenever i went pee. i still get laughed out by my family. (10 years later)

i used to think toilets were small bath tubs for animals. so I found a frog and put it in the toilet and my grandma went in the bathroom I herd a scream and I laughed pretty hard when she carried the frog out of the bathroom!! but i was pretty young oops ;)

I used to believe…

When I was young I would always hear the sound that the toilet would make and I thought that it was a monster. So everytime i would flush the toilet i would turn and run. I eventualy grew out of it when my mom explained what it really was.

I used to believe…

when i was a kidi had watched an episode of the X-files.. and there was like a mummy guy and he ived in the sewer. and i thought he was gonna get me when i had a bath.. and i also thought he would get me if i didnt look at the toilet after i flushed.. so when i washed my hands i would stare at it through the mirror..

I used to believe…

When I was young, I used to believe that the only toilet made for pooing was the one in my own house. I was so afraid to poo anywhere else, so I would hold it in until I go home for that reason only.

I used to believe…

This kind of backs up the guy tht was scared of the loo and had to get his mother to take him in for the next four weeks. in my case i watched an episode of the x-files called "Host" and in it there was this sucker face guy that bit your arse while on the loo and killed you by putting worms in you. this scared me for ages and i was so scared to sit on the loo i hovered over it for months. i also told my friend simon about it and he did the same. got he was mingin.

I used to believe…

When I was younger I saw on the news that a python came through the sewer and out of someones toilet. I was scared that it would happen to me so before going to the bathroom I would flush the toilet first and hurry up and go before it finished flushing so if there was a snake down there it would get sucked down untill i left. crazy huh?

I used to believe…

We had friends over one day and we could hear the toilet running. My husband asked our 7 year old daughter to go "jiggle the toilet". After a few minutes, my daughter hadn't returned so I went to see where she was. When I walked into the bathroom, my daughter was bent over the toliet, kind of hugging it and shaking. When I asked her what she was doing she said, "Daddy told me to jiggle the toilet."

I used to believe…

When i was about 8 i used to believe that if i went to the toilet when it was dark outside, that if i flushed the chain a werewolf would come and attack me. I would either not flush or flush and run for my life.

Thankyou so much to the lovely lady who bought me a story book about werewolves for christmas.

I used to hate flushing the loo and i have no idea why. I would do my stuff then i would unlock the door, open it, wash my hands, flush the loo then run as fast and as far away as i can. It wasnt just my flushing i was scared of. I was scared of anyone else flushing it. When ever i heard it being flush i would go turn into a physco child and run like mad.
Thankfully i can now flush the loo and not run away like a maniac although i do still do it sometimes at public loos.

i used to beleive that when i flush the toilet the devil would come out of it...every time i flushed the toilet i ran like crazy!

I used to believe a rat would crawl up the toilet soo000 i made a sign and everytime nature called for someone in my house they had to shut the toilet seat after them unless they wanted a caning

I used to believe…

Until I was six or so I thought you were only supposed to use one square of toilet paper per time at the toilet. I would tear it off really carefully and sometimes separate the layers, to give me more surface area to wipe with. This worked only marginally well for piss, but for poop, it was almost impossible to wipe everything off! I must have been a stinky little child...

I used to believe…

As a child I use to believe that if you sat on the toilet that a hand would reach up and grab you, it would then take you down to the sewer and rape you. I was mortified. I use to squat over the toilet to use the bathroom until I was 8. I think I got this from a horror film. I sure scared me.