I used to think that when I turned off the light in the downstairs toilet (not the upstairs) I had to be off the ground because it disapeared for a second. It started off as a game at first but I soon started to believe it.
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I used to believe that by doing my buisiness, I was feeding the toilet, and I got upset when i was constipated, because i thought I was starving the toilet.
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I used to think that the toilet was a private swimming pool for myself. I later found out that pushing the button and sitting in it was not such a good idea.
I use to think that your tiolet was just a fast way of washing your clothes!! AHHHHHH! Until it swollen my favorite socks and the water over flood so I thought it was just mad at me and wanted to punish me by getting me wet !!! huh huh
I use 2 believe that Freddy Kruger (Sorry can't spell) lived down the toliet. And when i flushed it he would get mad and want 2 kill me. Whenever i went 2 the bathroom I'd run away very fast after I flushed so he did't get me. I think I belived this till I was about 10.
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when i was little, i used to be terrified of the toilet. I was told if you sit there for too long, you get hemmrhoids. I wasnt sure what they were, so i imagined a long arm reaching out of the tolet and grabbing you and sucking you under, and leaving lots of tiny dots on your butt. I also thought that if you werent out of the bathroom by the time the toilet finished flushing something would come out of the filter part and yell at you, and you would never be able to go to the bathroom again.
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once i told my sister that there was a toilet monster and that when she goes to the bathroom it drinks the pee and eats the poop but if you stayed too long it would come out and eat you.so now when she goes to the bathroom she runs out screaming after she flushes.
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From when I was two till I got to four years old, I had to take all my clothes off before I got on the toilet (even if I had a bow in my hair I would take it off!). I believed that the toilet would suck all the clothes off me and I would never see it again.
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When I was 4-10, I used to believe there was a big crocodile living under my grandparents toilet. He'd only stay alive if I would feed him (..my poo, yes). We also had long conversations while I was on the toilet. I stopped believing in him (or maybe I never did, and he was just a way to fight boredom) when I figured out how to do the crossword puzzles in my grandmother's magazines.
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Not long after my parents allowed me to see the movie Gremlins. (I begged for weeks, I was about six or seven...) I made up in my mind that when you flushed the toilet (these were the old style with like, what forty gallons of water in them) and were alone in the bathroom, that it set off an alarm. The evil Gremlins would come up through the toilet and get you. This being absurd because water was a problem for them in the movie. I cannot tell you how many un flushed toilets I left, or how many times I ran really fast from bathrooms!
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When i was like 4, i some how find a lot of spiders in my bathroom so i would kill them with toliet paper and flush it down the toliet. Then afterwards i always wondered if the spiders would come back and bite your butt when your doing your job....
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When I was little my cousin told there was a monster than lived in the toliet or something like that. And that he loved little kids and if i EVEN went in the bathroom he would get me. And that if I went to the bathroom he would definetly get me. I was four at the time so of course beleived him and was petrified to go near the bathroom. I remember I would have to take my nan with me!
I used to be terrified of the toilet. I thought that if you accidentally fell in while it was flushing that it would suck you down to a horrible world that was full of rats, poop, and monsters. I hated going to the bathroom.
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When I was about 4-6 I was scared of the toilet. When I watched the Amanda Show, I saw a girl go though the toilet.
one day i dropped the spray stuff that makes the room smell pretty in the toilet. I tried to get it out. My cousin flushed the toilet and my hand was in it. I haven't even used the big kids toilet, i use the potty trainer.!
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My friend ayaz used to believe that whenever u flushed the toilet the grinch would come out and breath on you and you would die because he eats toxic waste. he still believes it and now hes 12. His brother put a life size poster of the grinch on his door while he was asleep and he screamed the house down. i used to chase him saying "i've transformed into the grinch! i'm going to breth on you!" and he would run away screaming...
and some ppl think hes smart...
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When I was about 1 1/2 and started potty training my 14 year old sister told me that when I went to the bathroom and used the toilet the devil would grab me and pull me down into the sewers where I would be lost for ever. I didn't want to use the toilet... Not until my other sister explained to me that she was just trying to scare me.
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When I was little, I had an irrational fear of flushing the toilet. At school I always would pretend that I 'forgot' to flush, and made excuses like that. This turned out not to be a problem, because another little girl in my class was obsessed with flushing the toilet, and would gladly do it for me anytime!
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When I was young, I watched a cartoon that said that you could take a bath by sitting in the toilet, and it would whip you around right after you flushed.
I learned two things.
1. Do not ever stick your foot down the hole. It will get stuck and cost someone a whole lot of money to fix, and, someone will be very angry with the fact that you can not get out of the toilet. Trust me.
2. You, in fact, do not get whipped around. The toilet overflows around you and then you will end up with toilet water all over the floor, and in your mouth. It is disgusting.
Do not try this at home!
I used to believe our toilet was really a spaceship. I would put the lid down and sit on it backwards facing the cistern. The cistern had a red button (with the manufacturers name on) and this was the control panel which I would set before takeoff. I would then count down 5-4-3-2-1-ignition! and pull the flush handle. This bit was very scary as the toilet sounded like a rocket engine underneath me and I really thought it might blow up if there was an accident.
Having survived the mission I would stand up and go outside for a look round. The new planet always looked strangely similar to Earth but this never put me off.
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In my parents bathroom, their toilet was really loud. At least that's how I remember it. And everytime I would flush it, I would run through their bathroom and jump onto their bed, bc spiders would come crawling out of the toilet and a monster would be under their bed.