I was 15 and ALWAYS hated portapotties and nvr stuck around long enough to know much about them. so one day while driving back from the movies me and my parents and my best friend were luaghing about the movie whe i saw a portapotty and blurted out w/" eewww thats gross that portapotties not in the grass! were the hole at the bottom?!" my friend turned around luaghing cause i thought there was they dug a hole in the ground an placed the portapotty ovr it. she told me that the portapotty collected the waste and was later dumped. make sense now. i get the jokes now about flipping somebody ovr in them now.
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When I was like 3 or 4 I was so scared of toilets that I wouldn't go to the bathroom in them...Instead I wen't on the kitchen floor...thats pooping and peeing...and, man did my parents hate me... I thought the toilet would turn into a monster and swollow me...(oh and about the being scared of the toilet and "going" on the floor...I still do it to this day).
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when u flush a toilet on an airplane and ur still sitting on it, can ur intestines get sucked outof ur body through ur butt??
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When I was about 5 my friend had to use the restroom. She must have put her tush in too far becauseshe came running out screaming and told me that thier was a soggy monster in the toilet. We were both scared and avoided the toilet for awhile.
I used to believe that if you sat on the toilet for too long the poo you just did tried to get back inside you. So as soon as the poo dropped from my bottom I would jump off the toilet and flush straight away.
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i used to think the toilet was a hippo and you fed it by poopin ofr peeing
I used to believe that if there was poop in the toilet and i had to poop that if i sat on the toilet without flushing it the poop would come up and bite my butt.
I used to be terrified that E.T. lived in my bathroom cupboard and that a witch lived in my toilet. I also believed that if you took too long to flush, the witch would come up and pinch your butt.
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When I was a about 6 or 7 a 'friend'of mine told me that he had a large worm coming out of his 'hole' when he went to the toilet one day. That made me think that the same would happen to me and I didn't go toilet for solids for nearly a month!
I used to think that when you flushed the toilet in my grandparent's, a ghost would come out. I was so scared that I didn't even try sitting down on the toilet because I would be terrified it would grab me while it was still down there before i flushed!
Imagine the confusion when I was holding my bottom all through dinner and dessert because I was afraid of ghosts.
I had just learned to start using the toliet, and my step dad asked me "Did you see the toliet bowl man?" so for the longest time I was afraid to go to the bathroom cause I thought a guy would jump out of the toliet and suck me in
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When I was small and i used the toilet, after i was done once i flushed it when i was sitting on the toilet and water splashed on my bum so i thought a monster was going to come out of the toilet and kill me.
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When I was 6 I thought that Alligators were in the sewers and the would come up and eat me while I was on the toilet or in the bath. It was very scary.
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When i was about 5 years old my dad let me see the movie called The Mummy. Then every time i would go to the bathroom i thought those spiders that ate people would be on the toilet paper so i started using Kleenex.
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when I was little I was scared of the noise that the toilets made. I thought that they would suck me in &I'd get stuck. Befor I flushed I would unlock my stall door & get as far away from the toilet as I could while still flushing it. Then I would run out of the stall at full speed, offten almost hitting other visters to the restroom. To this day I still unlock the door befor I flush - even if it is kinda silly
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When I was a little kid, I used to think that when you flushed the toilet, alligators came up and ate your doo-doo.
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I used to believe that if you stayed on the toilet when u flushed it you would get flushed.
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On the bathroom doors in the kindergarden room, there was a poster of a boy (for the boy's room) and a poster of a girl (for the girl's room) on each appropriate door. I used to think that if a girl went to the boy's bathroom (and vis-a-versa) she would change into a boy!
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when i was little my grandpa told me that an allogator would come out of the tolet when i was sitting on it and would bite my but off!i bleved him until i was about 9! until then i always looked down to c if a allogator was there so i could still have an ass!
I was a bathroom singer as a little girl, and I would always sing about a crocodile in the toilet that would come up and bite my bum if I couldn't go in time.