I believed snakes lived at the other end of the toilet pipe, so I was always scared of using the toilet out of fear of them attacking me. I would go through this whole ritual of lifting the lid and peering inside, looking again before sitting, and looking between my legs while going. I'd always go as quickly as possible. Then I'd close the lid, flush and run away as fast as I could.
I believed my grandma was the only one in the whole wide world who had blue toilet water. I thought it was the coolest thing ever because snakes couldn't live in blue toilet water. I also loved the fact that when you peed, the water turned green. I would get so excited every time we went to Grandma's.
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This is actually my brother's fear due to a dream of his. He dreamed once that he was sitting between a toilet and a wall in an old bathroom of a house we (my family) used to live in. He said that he was just sitting there and nothing was going on, until the toilet suddenly began attacking him. It was eating him up, limb by limb, and he said that no one would help him even though there were people in the room. It was a few weeks until he dared sit on a toilet for more than a few minutes in fear that dreaded toilet-monster would make a comeback. Poor brother. :p
I used to believe that Jabba the Hut (Return of the Jedi) lived in the toilet. I became so terrified that his long tongue would like my patookus that I resorted to using the bathroom in the creek in our back yard - that is, until my mom caught me!
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whenever one of my fish died, my brother would flush it down the toilet.. i used to think that the fish would come up and bite me when i was in the bathroom... needless to say i was afraid of the toilet for a while.
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My friend always checks inside the porter-potty before actually going because she's afraid that somebody will grab her and kidnap her.....
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When I was little, I used to be afraid to go to the bathroom with the door shut. I thought there were goblins in the toilet and if I shut the door I wouldn't be able to run away from them and they'd eat me...I had a very vivid imagination...come to think of it, I still do :)
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When I was younger, I named my toilet, Bernice or something similar to that. And every time I'd use it, I'd think that I was feeding her with my, you know. Heh, kinda nasty
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When I was about 5, I used to think that if I was still in the bathroom when the toilet stopped flushing..then something would come out and eat me. So when I finished my "business", I would flush the toilet and head for the door as fast as I could. As I grew older..I started to turn it into a game and it became fun. I still do it sometimes.
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When I was a small child, there was a hole cut out of the wall beside the toilet and a board was placed there so you couldnt see the pipes. I used to think hunderd and hundred of lady bugs lived in there and if I moved the board they would fly up and out and scare me. I was extremely sure of this, even though there was no reason to think it.
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When I was little and easily scared, I thought there was a mummy that lived in my toilet and if I sat there to long he would come up and grab me. I would quickly look at the toilet bowl right after I was done and I was almost possitive I could see his hand.
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i believed that when i flushed the toliet if i didnt get on top of my bed by the time it finished flusing an eye was going to float out of it and kill me
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I used to have a fear that if I didn't get out of the bathroom after it flushes , I'd get sucked down a black hole in the bathroom floor.
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When I was a little kid I always hated going poop. This is because my best friend told me that while sitting on the toilet, a little "butt monster" would come up and jump to bite my butt. Sometimes I still think about it for a good laugh.
I used to believe that if I didn't get to my bedroom or some other part of the house quickly enough after flushing the toilet, monsters would come and get me...
...course after I discovered they didn't, it was just fun to see how far I could get after flushing the toilet.
I used to think that in the olden that children at school would go to the toilet on round circular benches, that they would just sit down on the bench and go, but I thought that was strange because the benches were flat!
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I thought that batman and robin lived in the toilet and might possible see me peeing on them. I had to check the bowl for them before i could go.
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When I was little, I was terrified of public toilets, so when my sister was potty trained I decided to give her an amusing idea about them. For about a year of her very young life, she believed that I could flush myself down the toilet to go to my friends' homes. To convince her, I had her wait outside the bathroom so that my "secret method" wouldn't be revealed, and after curling up under the sink, reached out and flushed, closing the door behind me. She came in looking for me, and after a few minutes started to cry. That's not what my intention was, so when she left the bathroom I flushed it again, splashed water on myself and announced my return. Fourteen years later, and it's still an inside joke between us.
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When I was little I overheard my parents talking about a toilet that was stopped up and Dad had a plunger. For years I thought that meant that if you pooped too much that everything the toilet ever flushed would come flowing back out of it! For a very long time I would flush and then sit in the sink so that if something came out I wouldn't have to stand in 20 years of waste. EEEEEEEW!
I used to think that when you flushed the toilet, what you were flushing went to the back part. I was scared to flush if there was a lot in there because it might explode on me and poop would go everywhere. Lol!!
I used to belive that when you would flush a fish down the toilet they would go and live in a world of fish where they could go and do fish things without being tortured becuase they are different, but then i realized, that the fish werent going to a world of fish they were going to a world of sewer mutants that used them as slaves for their own sick purposes. STOP FISH SLAVERY!