toilets

I used to believe…

When i was lttle i had to used a training potty until age 4 because i thought if i sat on the tolit and went wee the tolet would eat me!

I used to think a monster watched me go to the toilet and after I flushed the chain it would come out and eat me.

Luckily it never did.

I used to believe…

there was a movie a long time ago about a lizard that was flushed down a toilet and emerged from the sewer as a giant alligator. My sister who was 4 or 5 at the time believed it was true!

I used to be scared of the ocean. This was because there were lobsters and jellyfish and seaweed. (all of those were way far out into the ocean) One day, I heard some one talking about how toilet water comes from the ocean. From that point up unil about 2 years ago, I was scared to use the toliet(especially when pooping) because I thought that a lobster would come up and pinch my butt off. Public bathrooms were worse! Since those toilets don't have lids, I couldn't stop the lobsters! Advise to people who still believe that: don't

I used to beleive that there was a large man in the sewer that caught all of the excrement from all of the toilets and sorted it into boxes. I hoped I would NEVER get that job

I used to believe…

When i was little (about6) i used to believe that if u dindt hurry when using the crapper, your poo would turn into a monster and take u to the sewer to kill u.

I used to believe that when the toilet was flushed, ghost came out of it. After I was finished going I would make sure every thing was i place before I flushed so I could run as fast as I could out of the bathroom.
I don't believe in the ghost thing anymore, but flushing the toilet is still the last thing I do. I guess habits die hard.

I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet it went underground to a chamber.the liquid went off to your taps.There was a covier belt were all the solids went.sOME PEOPL LIVED DOWN THEIR AND COULD pick the things they wanted from the convier belt.I one dropped a mini torch down accidently and I thought someone would take it and use it.

I used to believe…

When i was younger i used to beleve the tolet was a monstor and it would bite off my wee-wee so i peed out side.

I used to believe that the automatic toilets were automatic because a little man sat in a booth behind the wall and when he saw you get up he would push a button and then flush the toilet for you but somethimes the toilet would flush with you on it or they wouldnt flush at all so ii would get up and yell at the little man for doingthat

I USED TO BELIEF THAT IF YOU DONT FLUSH THE TOILET A MONSTER WOULD COME OUT STICK HIS HAND IN YOUR BUM AND PULL OUT YOUR GUTS.

I used to believe…

in third grade we learned about cities and sometimes rats apeared in the toilet. and i was always afraid to go to the bathroom until i told my mom and she just laughed.

i use to believe that there was a glowing witch that would guard the potty in the bathroom at night and she would get me if i had to go to the bathroom. so to this day i do not go to the bathroom at night.

I used to believe…

As a young child, I would always wonder where our...toilet waste would go when we flushed the toilet. I used to think that there would be this guy in a chair with a desk and there would be little pipes on the wall and all the poo and pee would go into little rubbermaid containers with labels.

I used to believe…

when i was young i thought toilets were monsters that ate and drank our cranp and piss!

I used to believe…

Dad, when we were alone, allowed me to watch the movies I shouldn't watch. After I saw "the Jaws' I was afraid of toilet, because i thought that a shark will come from the water in it and will eat me :]