toilets

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I used to believe…

My friend told me that there were knives in the toilet that chopped up anything that went into it, and after she told me that, I was afraid that I was somehow going to fall into the toilet and get my foot chopped off.

I used to believe…

When I was little, my friend told me that there was a bunch of knives in the bottom of the toilet, and they would chop anything inside of it up. I always had a fear that I would somehow slip and fall into the toilet and it would chop off my foot...

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When I was younger I had watched the movie "look who's talking 2" and i thought that the toilet would acctually eat me so i was afraid to flush it

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for some odd reason i used to think that cookie monster (from sesame street) lived in the bathroom-all bathrooms. i was terrified of him (i liked no one on the show except the count, who i was "married" to)any way i thought cookie monster was afraid of salt, so i always took salt into the restroom with me. i didnt realize that cookie moster was made-up till one day at a restraunt my mom caught me trying to hide a slat shaker in my pocket before going to the bathroom.

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as a kid i was claustrophobic (sorry if thats spelled wrong...i cant spell) so i didn't like to go into the small public stalls. I told my mum this and she told me not to be silly. later i heard my sister say something about ghosts and my mum pretended to take her seriousally. knowing that there were no such thing as ghoshts i was really mad at my mum for taking her more seriousally then me, until i got an idea. from then on i told my mom i wouldnt go into the bathroom stalls, because they were haunted by people who had flushed while they were still on the toilet, and got sucked down, where they drowned and came back up to haunt the toilet forever. i wondered at the time why my mum didnt believe me...

I used to believe…

When i was five i thought when i flushed the toilet poo monsters would come out and scare me ......i still sorta think so

— CherriBombtoilets : fear of

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One time when I was younger and had to use the bathroom, my dad forgot to put the toilet seat down. As i went to go sit down on the tiolet, i forgot to look first [this was about 10 years ago, I am now 14.] So, i fell in and right away thought the tiolet was trying to eat me. I ran out of the bathroom screming and crying, forgetting to pull my pant up and everything. Hey, I was only 4...can you blame me?

I was so scared of the sound that the toilet made when i flushed that i would get in a running position then flush the toilet and run as fast as i could out of the bathroom.

— Alex :(|)toilets : fear of

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I used to think that toilets led to the shower head. That's why I never took a shower :D

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Until I was in third grade, I was afraid to flush toilets. My mom says our toilet (when I was about 2) almost overflowed, so she picked me up and said "Uh-oh!" Since then, I was always afraid the toilet would overflow, and that something really bad would happen then.. though I wasn't sure what. Maybe I was just afraid to get it on my feet. In any case, for years I ran from the bathroom as soon as I'd flushed.

— Michelletoilets : fear of

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For years I thought that 'TO LET' signs on buidings were actually advertising
toilets to use & used to get annoyed at the fact no-one could spell properly.

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I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.

I used to believe that there were little creatures that lived in the toilet and nibbled on your butt while you were taking a crap!

I am deathly afraid of spiders, I was afraid that one would be hiding on the dry part of the inside of toilet bowl. I believed it was waiting to get me and if I was on teh toilet too long it would bie my butt. I would frequently look between my legs or get up and investigate if there was a spider in there.

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If anyone in my family found a spider in the house they would kill it and flush it down the toilet. I was always afriad one would not die then it would crawl up the toilet and into my bum. I wsa scared of the toilet until about age 9.

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ok I know most ppl prob done this but I was sooo scared at the time, when I had to use the bathroom I had to reach the last step downstairs before the toilet stopped flushing or the ghost would get me, sometimes my older bro would stop me gettin down, I would scream the house down, I can remember runnin down stairs still pullin y pants up , how innocent

i used to think the toilet would swallow you when you flushed it. and i also thought that someone would reached up and grab you and pull you in! HAHA

— ---pepsi---toilets : fear of

I used to believe…

since i used to love reading when i was a lil kid (and i still do this)
i used to believe that i couldnt go to the tolet without taking a book, i didnt have to read it, it just had to be there.

— daft twattoilets : general

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When i was about 5 my cousins told me that a monster would come up the toilet and rip off my arse! I was convinced this was true! I was so scared for the nest 4 weeks i had to have my Mum come in with me! But what would i do at school?! I went in with the headteacher! But she left me in there! I was screaming for ages until she came back.......which was much later on!

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I used to believe that when a toilet gets clogged, it was because it was angry. Whenever someone took a huge dump, it would throw it back up because it didn't like it. So, whenever I got done, right after I flushed, I ran like hell out of the bathroom. I also used to believe the plunger was to fight the agrivated potty. Not only that, but if things got WAY too out of hand, our favorite Italian plumber MARIO would save the day.