toilets

I used to believe…

whe ever i used the toliet i used to thik that after i flushed it an evli genie would come out and eat me so whenever i flushed the toilet i would run away scraming

I used to believe…

When I was little, I thought that there were snakes in the toilet and everytime I went to the bathroom I would look to make sure. Well I still have a habit of looking before I sit down and I am twenty years old!!

I used to believe…

whn i was 4 my cusion told me about aliens coming up through toilets and after that every time i went to the toilet and i herd a noise i thought an alien was going to cum up the pipes and eat my bumi was terrifed and i still jump whn i here toilets flush

I use to belive when you sat on the toiltet that the seat will eat you so sometimes I would just stand up and use the bathroom on my self. That happend like 9 years ago. And I am 13 years old now.

I was scared to flush the toilet. I imagined (for some odd reason) that at the end of the pipe was The Incredible Hulk and he would be forced to eat my waste. I knew this would enraged him and that any day he was going to bust through the toilet and get me... it was just a matter of time. So I would flush and then run as fast as I could to an area of the house where the were family members between the toilet and me. I figured he would only kill the person he thought did it and therefore the closest person to the toilet and not me. I guess it was a matter of survival.

I used to believe…

when i was little my brother told me that if i went to the bathroom by myself that the tidy bowl man would come out and eat me. so for a while after that i would make my mom come with me to the bathroom. i finally realized that it wasnt true a little while after that.

I used to believe…

after a toilet is flushed it makes a hissing noice and i always ran away because i thought it was jack frost trying to escape from the toilet. (i don't know why i thought it was jack frost though)

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When I was a kid I would never use the stalls in public restroom which has air vents over them. I always believed there was a hidden camera in there watching my every move. To this day I still avoid those stalls.

I used to hate flushing toilets. I had one over flow on me once. Ever since then I always thought everytime I would flush the toilet it would always over flow on me. It was scarey to me.

i used to never sit all the way down on the toilet seat for the longest time, even at home, becasue i thought someone would grab your butt and pull you through....ya my family never could figure out why..

I used to believe…

When I was about 6 years old, I decided (all on my own apparently) that when you flushed the toilet it all went under the house. And that there was a hugh Gnome city under the house and many of the gnomes were like mine workers and it must be them who took all of the poop away. I don't think I ever got really clear on what they did with it. But I knew it had to go somewhere after that.

I used to think that when you go to the bathroom a green hand would squeeze you on your tushie and so whenever I went I always had to have my sister or Dad come in with me bcuz the hand was afraid of them. I wouldnt go unless they came with, I even peed my pants at times!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I beleived that whenever you flushed the toilet, a monster would come out of it and come to get you. My mom would always shout:Honey, go back in there and flush!
I would always slowly creep up on it, and then I would quickly flush it and run downstairs, afraid that I was being followed..

I used to believe…

When i was about 6, i saw a bidet in a hotel bathroom. i asked my mum what it was for and she told me it was for people to wash the snow off their boots when they came in the winter. i realised the truth when i was 16!

I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet in a public bathroom a monster would jump out from inside it and gobble you up. I think I saw someone come out from a tiolet in a movie once.....

I used to believe…

my mom was cleaning the bathroom and i asked her if a friend could come over. she said yea so she called and asked. my friend wasnt allowed she was grounded, i was like 6 not knowing what that ment i thought she said "drowned" so i looked into the toilet thinking her body would float up. i was scared of the toilet for a while until i finally saw my friend.

I used to believe…

When i was little my mum used to read the newspaper to me. Well one day she read me some article about sewage, and how rat infested it was. I asked what sewage was, and she said it was what ur poops turned into. From then on i was scared to go to toilet cos i thought rats lived in it, and that they would bite my bum while i was going to toilet. My brothers has to sit in the bathroom with me while I pooed cos i was so sacred of something happening to me! POOR them!