toilets

I used to believe…

when i was about4 , my older sister told me that every time that you hear a toilet flushing,someone just died.so, one day we went to the local theme park. we went near the porter potties and i heard a toilet flush. i started thinking about what my sister had told me . after about 11 flushes , i started crying. everyone was staring at me.i could not stop crying. i never told my mom why , but i did not visit another theme park till i was 6

I used to believe…

for a buncha years...i thought that when you flushed the toilet ghosts would fly out...hahaha..so id wash my hands and then id flush it and RUN TO MY ROOM!!! and close the door and be scared for hours!! then i'd come out and avoid the bathroom at all costs..
(difficult times i had then..)

I thought Doc Croc from "Round the Bend" was going to pop up out of the toilet.

I was 5 years old and nickelodeon was big that year. When I flushed the toilet I thought that the toilet sang ni-ni-nick-nick-na-nick-nick-nick nickelodeon. why?

i used to believe that if i didn't get out of the bathroom by the time the toilet was done flushing then a big spooky green hand would reach out of the toilet and eat me all up. gobble gobble. No wonder my hands were always dirty. ;)

I used to believe that the sound of the toilet flushing early in the morning would wake up our next door neighbor, so I'd always close the lid and pile towels on top of it to muffle the sound.

I used to believe…

iused to believe there was a snake down our toilet, and if i wasnt careful it would bite me on the bum...i used to have the quickest toilet trips out of everyone in my family

I used to belive that when I sat on the toilet a snake would come up from the sewer line and bite me

I believed that a toilet had someone living in it when I was very little.

I used to be scared of toliets, so when I was about to set my buns on the seat, I would immediatly check the toliet to make sure a hand wouldn't pop out of it. After I had done my buisness, such as pooing, I was relieved to know that the hand wouldn't come out unless I had defeated it with my leftover crap.

I used to believe that when i flushed the toliet, a monster would jump out of it. So i used to run out of the bathroom as quickas I could!

i am 13 and my mum told me that when i was 5-6 i was scared to go to the toilet because i thought as soon as u sat on it u fell in and it would eat u so i was scared to go in to the toilet till i was about 7 and my mom said it was funny cause she would catch me puttin things down it so it would fill up and it would not be hungrey anymore for it to eat me up

wat a stupid lil girl i was den

i thought that everytime i went to the bathroom that a monster would come out when i flused so when i flushed i ran out of the bathroom like hell.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I always thought there was a monster who lived in my toliet, so I was soooo afraid to use the bathroom at night, b/c I thought I would wake it up and it would eat me.. Come to think of it, I still am afraid to use the bathroom at night

I used to believe…

When I was 3, I really liked bathtime. But one night, my parents were watching this one show. I really wanted to take a bath. So, I took a bath in the toilet. I figured that since the tub and the toilet both had water in it, they were the same. I don't remember my parents' reaction when I walked into the room they were watching TV in in my mom's pink towel and told them that I was done with my bath.

I live with my grandparents i have since i was about 3 and i used to be scared to go to the bathroom in our house alone so i would make my grandpa stand outside the door because i was afraid a tonado would come out of the toilet i also thought i baby tornado lived in the shower and if i touched it or opened the shower door it would tell its mommy tornado and the mommy would kill me.....