toilets

I used to believe…

There was a rumor that a girl was killed in the bathroom near the gym in our elemantary school. so if you went in there, you would be haunted and had a chance of being killed by her...i dont know why i believed it, but i always held it until after school.

I used to believe…

When I was about five, my best friend told me that a vampire lived in the end cubicle of the girl's toilets at school. The other cubicles had a ghost and a goblin that were decidedly scarier.
She said the vampire would eat us if we went in wearing a watch. So every time one of us needed to go in there, we gave our watch to the other girl.
One time she was not in class - I really had to go, so I ran as fast as I could, skidded on the mopped floor and knocked myself out on the wall next to the cubicle.

I believed that this weird looking creature lived in the toilet.
For some reason it was like a black and green striped snake with glowing red eyes and wore a red cape. (I got this image from a show) Every time I used the toilet I would leap up after I wiped and sit on the lid when I flushed.

I used to believe…

When my younger sister and I were little, I told her that there was a monster who lived in the toilet and that every one million flushes he would come out and "get you". To this day, she still fears the toilet monster.

I used to believe…

when i was younger, i used to think that when i flushed my toilet, ( only the ones in my nana's house ) a ghost-like thing would come up from the drain . i used to run out of the bathroom as fast as i could.

&, i used to think that when i drained the bathtub, snakes would crawl out of it, so i refused to stay in the tub while the drain was open .

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I used to believe…

Up until I was about 8, I thought that there was an evil baby living in the old toilet we had.Every time I flushed I washed my hands for about half a second and ran to my room until the flushing noise was gone . Also every time for no reason the toilet makes a rumbling sound so I thought it wanted to get me.
*If the toilet seat top is down then it cant get me
* If I am on the toilet when it tries to get me it cant because ...you know
*If the toilet seat is up when I flush or hear the rumble ..well we are all dead meat.
* My toilet was the only way the baby could get out into the world

I used to believe…

when i waslittle my cousin lied alot,so she told me that when i flushed the toilet a monster would come out and kill me so i never shut the door when i was in the bathroom exept when i was taking a bath

I used to believe…

when i was 6,i used to live in a house where our next door neighbours owned a huge pitbull terrier dog and each time i would go into the backyard it would bark and i got scared.
My toilet faced the neighbours house and everytime i went to do a wee or poo, i would do it quickly as i thought the dog would get through the pipes and bite my bum off.

I used to believe…

well, I used to be (and still am) a bacteriaphobic (meaning I'm afraid of germs). only back when I was little it was a lot worse than it is now. I used to be afraid of peeing in the toilet since little drops of water would flick back up and land on my feet or, even worse, the towel that hung right next to the toilet. Every time i used the toilet with the towel next to it, I would take a sanitizer spray and spray the entire towel. i know i'm strange

I used to believe…

My brother was horrified that he would get flushed down the little hole in the toilet, so my mom would hold him on the potty. She did this until he was 7 or 8!!

I used to believe…

When I was little I had heard about people having worms in their intestinal tracts, and I would get scared when I pooped that one would come out and bite me on the butt. Or that it would come out and try to go back in.

I used to think there was a law that you couldn't go into public bathroom by yourself if you were younger than a certain age. I don't know what age I thought was the "legal bathroom age", but when I was about 8 or 9 I was in the grocery store with my mom and had to go to the bathroom. She let me go by myself, but as i was about to go into the men's room, a guy who worked at the store stopped me and said "You can't go in there!" ..I got confused and thought it was because I wasn't old enough... Turns out he just thought i was a girl.

I don't know if it is a belief but I remember when I first learned to use the "potty" that I imagined that the waste would be cartoon characters. Like a pooh in a top hat type of thing, and that these cartoon droppings were all collected in some place where they could go have a party.

i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.

I used to believe…

When I was young, I used to believe if I took too long using the bathroom, a green witch wearing all black would come up, and grab me and pull me down.

and also (after watching Nightmare on Elm Street movies) I believed that at night when I used the bathroom, when I flushed the toilet, it would wake up/summon freddie kruger to my bathroom and he'd kill me

I used to believe…

When i was about 5 - 8 years old i used to think that when you pooped sometimes a baby could come out... after i did my business i would check the loo because i thought the babys would drown.. i never found a baby in the end.. i didnt know that 5 year old boys could produce babies from their bums