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i used to belive that when you flush a toilet on an aeroplane you get sucked down

— millytoilets : fear of

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Once, when I was about 5 or 6, I believed that paw prints (like the kind that dogs have) could fall from the vent above the toilet, so sometimes when I was "going," I'd sit and watch the vent to make sure none fell on me.

— Some Idiottoilets : fear of

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As the youngest of nine, in a household with eleven occupants total, we used the numerical method when discussing toilet issues. You know; "Hurry up I gotta go #1, #2"...........Once I mastered that system and I realized that bigger was more important , well lets just say in a one and a half bath house this particular situation was definitely critical , so I yelled "Hurry up I gotta go #4!" I think it worked once?

— Andreatoilets : general

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After seeing "Jaws", I feared sitting on the toilet because a large toilet shark would rush up and bite my butt.

— R. Wiggumtoilets : fear of

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when i whas five i had a rat
it drowned in the toilet and got flushed
down(i dont know how)my mother told me what happend and after that i always
check toilets before i use em i scare
of losing my sacred parts.

— slann_lordtoilets : fear of

I used to belive that if I went to the toilet,sat down and pushed really really hard, my inside would come out. I olso belived that a awfull hand could come up, and drag my insides out.

— Fridatoilets : fear of

I used to believe that Gremlins lived in the toilet, and when you flushed they'd try to reach up and grab your ass, so I used to jump off the toilet as fast as I could up until I was about 6.

— Jentoilets : fear of

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When I was in the first or second grade a guy living with us died in our downstairs bathroom.I never really used that bathroom after that because I was afraid he haunted the toilet.I was afraid his ghost's hand would reach up and grab my bum.Even though I'm in college now,I'm still afraid to use that bathroom late at night.

— Allytoilets : fear of

I used to believe that the blue water in the toilet was like blue cream soda. I never got the nerve to taste it, but I believed this until I was about 6. I also used to believe that if you sat on the toilet, and flushed it at the same time, the suction could suck you down into the toilet. To this day I still lift my bum off the toilet just a bit before flushing.....

— Dore'-from Louisianatoilets : general

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i used to think that WC on public toilets meant Women's something, and i was always confused as to where the MC was.

— will stoilets : general

I always though as a kid that "To Let" signs were public conveniences with an I missing. Really.

— Coltoilets : general

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When I was little I used to think that using public toilets made your bottom larger. Don't ask me where I got this from, I have no idea! My music teacher had a rather large behind so i thought she must use public toilets a lot....

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You know the doors inside restrooms that either aren't labeled or say "Authorized Personnel Only"? Well, I used to think that if I opened that door, a gorilla would be hiding behind the door, and it would jump out and scare me. Why a gorilla of all things, I will never know. I guess it was just my crazy imagination.

— TxTetleytoilets : fear of

I used to believe that after flushing the toilet, if I did not run and jump on my bed before the flushing stopped, something bad would happen.

— Laura W.toilets : fear of

I used to believe that once you flushed the toliet the Rice Crispy Elves would come out of the toliet and attack you and force you to live with them in the sewer.

— Jolietoilets : fear of

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I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.

— Oztoilets : fear of

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As a young child , well not that young actually , I used to have this pervert superstition...Whenever I was in love with some boy , I was scared to go to the toilet because...I thought the guy would somehow be able to peep.Ough , what an icky thought that he would find out I went to the bathroom just like everyone else...

— Minnytoilets : fear of

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when i was younger, probly about 6 or 7.. i couldn't find my mom so i ran all around the house trying to find her and i ran straight into my brother. So he asked me what i was doing, he said "i know where she is". And he walked me into my parents bathroom and pointed to the toilet and it was swirling. He said "i flushed her down the toilet". I screemed and sat down by the toilet and cried until mom finally got home.. and then i thought she was a ghoast

— -d-kotoilets : fear of

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When I was little, I thought a large wolf-like animal lived in the toliet. If I didn't hurry up with my business and flush him back down, he would come up and try to bite my butt.

— Liztoilets : fear of

I used to believe that if you didn't close the toilet lid after flushing, you would get sucked down into it.

— Mayatoilets : fear of