toilets

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I used to believe…

My sister told me that, unless I did a song and a dance after I had a poo the Toilet Monster would come and get me...

the song went "Ugga Bugga Ugga Bugga Ugga Bugga Ug, Toilet Monster please don't come"

bitch.

Anontoilets : fear of

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I beleived that if I cut out a toilet from a catalogue and very carefully cut the lid off it you would be able to see inside the toilet bowl.

— Bernietoilets : general

I used to believe that the big, bad wolf lived in the toilet and he'd bite me if I was still on when I flushed it

— Ralf Wennikstoilets : fear of

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I used to believe that if I went to our outside loo alone the Daleks would get me. My big brother would wait until I was mid pee then run off.

— Racheltoilets : fear of

I used to believe…

That the "Childcatcher" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang would come up the toilet + catch me while I was on it.

— Kattoilets : fear of

I used to believe…

When I was little, I believed that wolf is watching me from the window when I'm in the loo (toilet).

— Nanaetoilets : fear of

I used to believe…

When I was a boy I used to have to get halfway down the stairs to the middle landing before the toiilet stopped flushing or the monsters would get me.

— Malctoilets : fear of

I used to have to get back to my bedroom before the toilet finished flushing.

— Philtoilets : fear of

I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.

— Philtoilets : fear of

I used to believe…

Until I was about ten or eleven, I was convinced that vampires lived behind the U-bend of our toilet, and that if I spent too long sitting on the loo that they would come up and attack me.

— Mattoilets : fear of

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