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I used to beleive there was a guy in the bathroom who would cut my weiner off if I went.

Anon

I used to believe that if I was chewing gum while using the toilet, it would be magically sucked out of my mouth, down my throat, through my body, and into the toilet. Nothing too scary, but I would ALWAYS spit out my gum before using the toilet, until one day I didn't and nothing happened.

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i used to think a monster would come out of the toilet and grab me when i flushed, so i would push down the handle really quick and run away.

ginny

When I was little, I used to think that when you flushed the toilet then if you didn't run away as fast as you possibly could and if you didn't close the door you would be eaten by a giant monster that lived in the toilet.

Crane

When I was little, I used to think Dr. Evil would come and bite my butt. When I got done, i would run out of there at lightning speed. When I was a little older, I thought the Bloody Mary would pop out of the mirror, and and attack me , and in her hand was a ciggarette. I was Strange.

Strange and Scared of toilets

Im Slightly Obsessive compulsive and one night when i went to the toilet and flushed the chain i thought that the ghosts from Pac-Man would come out from every room and attack me. Man did i run fast down those stairs.

Keisha

I went to the restroom after watching a show about the holocaust, and I was terrified because I thought Hilter's dead hand would reach up and grab me and pull me down into the bowl...

Jana

When I was about 3 or 4, my sisters made me believe in a 'toilet monster'. I thought that whenever I flushed the toilet, it would come out and eat me.

Mike 'I don't believe anymore' D.

I always believed that the toilet flush was a sign for the creatures to come out and get me, so when i flushed the toilet i had to run like mad to my bedroom and hide until all sound had vanished from the flush then i could go to sleep.

Shan

I used to think there was as such thing as "The Toilet Man". so everytime I went to the bathroom I felt scared. How stupid I felt when I found out that there was no such thing!

Melanie

i used to belive every time i flushed the chain in the toilet a monster would come flying out .

Jess

When I was younger, I used to think that when I was going to the bathroom, a fish would leap out of the toilet and bite me on the bum!

Erri

I used to think that there would be a snake in the toilet everytime I lifted up the seat. I still feel this way sometimes at age 25. I have no idea where it comes from!

Teala

i used to believe that all of my poop that went down the toilet had formed a huge colony and would save all of my pee in a well...and they would drink it. and i would get scared if i just pooped and i didnt pee that the poop colony would come out of the toilet and eat ME. i was terrified about that until i was 13 until my dear friend emily told me the truth!

SILLY SILLY LILY

My cousins and I and my thirteen year old aunt would hang out together all the time. We lived with each other for a while. Once we were at my grand-pa's while he was at work. My aunt had just seen the Leprechaun movie and was scared to go into the bathroom. So she actually went outside and took a poo in the bush. My grand-pa had to clean it up.

Lili-R-R

i used to think that the spice girls would cocme up out of the toilet and kill me. because my brother would always make me watch that scary movie!!!

retard

I used to believe that there were monsters that swam around in pipes underground and ate poop from toilets after you flushed them. And I also believed that sometimes they would get so greedy that they would bite you in the butt.

Anon

I used to believe that if you looked directly in the toilet that a person would come out of it and grab you and take you to there toilet dungeon and spear poop all of you.

SILLY LILY

I used to believe a snake was going to come out of the toilet and bite my butt. So i would get off the toilet as fast as possible to not get bit.

Sarah

When I was little my father told me that if you forget to flush the toilet, your poop will become alive.

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