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When I was little my mom told me if I don't aim for the little flush hole in the toilet, then a man would come to the house that night steal my penis. I still aim to the hole to this day. THANKS MOM

Markul

when i was younger i always thought if i went to the bathroom at night something would come up and nip me in the rear i was so scared i would sometimes even be shakin to use teh bathroom at night. i would use it quick and just bolt out of the bathroom sometimes with my pants still around my ankles!

marissa w

At elementary school, the toilets where really loud when you flushed them so I always thought that the big blue jeanie off of Aladin would pop out and get me so i would flush and run out!

Anon

MY best friend used to belive that at night when she went to the washroom she would have to go as qickly as she can or elce something would come out and bite her. i thought she was jokeing so i started to laugh and she looked at me seriously and said " im not jokeing it's true." ever since then i can't look at her without laughing!

Vanessa

I've always been afraid that Hannibal the Cannibal was in the sewers, and that he would eat your butt if you sat on the toilet too long. This is partly due to seeing The Silence of the Lambs and cartoons where alligators were in the sewers at a young age and getting them confused.

RJ

When I was little I was in a video rentals store and saw the case for a movie with an evil little monster coming out of a toilet. Now, here's the weird part-- I thought that when I was undressed before I was in the shower, the toilet monster would smell my privates and come out of the toilet. Everyone thought I had problems ,but I was only a little kid at the time--you should see some of the other beliefs on this site.

Anon

When I was in third grade, being the little teacher's helper that I was, I told everyone that if they didn't get good grades or were bad in school, whenever they went to the school restroom a peepee monster would come out and drown them in their own urine. The teacher still wasn't happy.

RJ

When I was about 6 I heard my dad tell my mom the house would explode if all three toilets were flushed at the same time. He was joking of course, but from then on I was always afraid to flush the toilet.

Helena

i used to beleive that there was a squid or something in the tiolet and it would pull me down with it.

Anon

My favourite place to read was always whilst on the toilet. I could spend ages just sitting there and reading until one day a friend told me that if you sit on the toilet to long your rectum falls out. After that i wouldn't sit on the toilet for more than 5 minutes until one day my dad spent an hour shitting and with no side effects of rectum loss. My first thoughts were hooray more toilet time and my second was that my friend was a tossa.

Mat

When I was little I asked my mom where all the poop and pee went and she said that it went to the ocean. So during that year we were at the beach snd we were talking about there were snakes int he water so i then was afraid to go to the bathroom because I thought that a snake would come up front he toilet and bit me then that change when we moved and got a septic system.

Brenna

I used to think if you sat on a toilet too long, it would bite your butt.

Anon

I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me

Anon

i used to beleive when i was little that if i did not get out of the room before the toilet stopped flushing the toilet monster would come out and pull me down. i still like to get out before it stops

toletphobia

When I was a little girl, I didn't like loud noises. One of the things I believed was that the sound the toilet made when it was flushed called some type of evil spirit/monster, but this rule only applied after dark. As a result, I wouldn't flush the toilet if I got up to go during the night. Now as a mother of 4, I think about this when we wake up to unflushed toilets. My husband isn't as understanding, he gripes at them.

Anon

I used to believe that a corpse was going to float out if the toilet and take me down to the sewer to be his dead bride

Lola B Herts

When I was young, I used to believe that if I sat on the toilet for a long time, it would suck me in. Thankfully, it didn't;-)

anonymous

After watching "The Blob" i was afraid to sit on the toilet because i thought it would come up the pipe and get me.

Anon

My girlfriend used to believe that if she used the toilet downstairs in her house that rats would come up and bite her bum! A belief that eventually spread to all downstairs toilets.
Even to this day she will avoid using toliets that are downstairs.

Matt

Ok, I still kind of believe this, but I am afraid of toilets. Ever since I was little, I somehow got the idea that a hog's head lived in the toilet. If you've ever heard of the story "Old Raw Head", thats who it was living in the toilets. I always thought that Old Raw Head would come out and get me. I also thought Chucky was in my shower. lol.

Kathy