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When i was about 5 - 8 years old i used to think that when you pooped sometimes a baby could come out... after i did my business i would check the loo because i thought the babys would drown.. i never found a baby in the end.. i didnt know that 5 year old boys could produce babies from their bums

HAZZAA
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When I was around seven or eight, I used to believe that if I stayed in the toilet for too long after I'd flushed, piranhas would come out of the toilet bowl and eat me. I think this idea came from a dream, which I remember clearly - I was in a boat with two strange men and a woman, none of whom I knew. Piranhas were swimming around under the boat, wearing pink bows on their heads and wellies on their fins. We dropped a cow in the water, and the piranhas ate it in two seconds. Then one of the men fell in the water and the piranhas ate him.
After this dream, I had a system worked out - the piranhas would come out from a reservoir, up the river, up a pipe and would eat me. I also believed that a dead cow would come out of the toilet bowl when the piranhas were having a day off, and kill me to avenge itself.
I still don't like to stay in the bathroom for too long.
xDD

Amaryllis
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I used to think that the sound of the toilet flushing was actually monsters roaring, ready to come get me because I did my business on their heads. To this day I still block my ears while I flush.

Kristina
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I used to believe that if I didn't get out of the bathroom before the toilet stoped flushing, that a wicth would pop up, and stare at me untill I left the room. I dunnpo why.

what was I thinking?
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when i was little i only went to the bathroom at home and never at school cuz at school the toilets would automatically flush and i thought i would flush down with my poo. i was small and idk, up until 2nd grade, i really had to go and i was at school. i had to have a friend stand outside the door. when the toilet flushed, i RAN out of the stalls.

Anon
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when i was little, i believed that after i went to the bathroom, i had to run out of the room before it was done flushing, so the toilet monster wouldn't get me and pull me down the drain.

sydney
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When I was little, and my mom was trying to potty train me, my grandad and my uncles (who weren't much older than me) told me that there was a potty monster and if I sat on the toilet, it would come and get me.

Anon
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I used to be super scared of using the toilet because i thought a snake lived in the pipes and it would come up and bite me if i took too long.

=]
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i used to believe that after you flushed the toilet you had to get out of the bathroom as fast as you could or a man would crawl out of it and pull you in with him. until i moved into a new house (and i'm not sure why this is when it stopped) i had to wash my hands in the kitchen sink because i was too scared to stay in the bathroom for too long.

Terror Spice
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I used to think if you didnt get up before flushing the toilet would eat you...

Anon
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When I was about 3 until I was about 9 I thought that if I sat on the toilet a crab would come up and pinch both of my butt cheeks. After that I would take about 5 second bathroom breaks. Everyone was amazed how I would get out so fast!

Lindsay
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i used to be afraid that every time i used an outhouse, a spider would crawl up through the hole and bite me on the butt. i was also afraid of getting bitten on the butt by a snake whenever i had to pee in the woods.

emma the toilet monster
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I used to believe a big monster would come out of my toilet when i flushed if i didnt get out before it stopped flushing...so whenever i would flush i would run out of the bathroom really fast

RUUUUUNNNNNNNN
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I used to believe that a huge snake would crawl up the toilet and bite me on the bum... i was terrified of the toilet until i was about 9! But the worst part is that there aren't any snakes in my country!

Scared of snakes
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I used to believe that when I flushed the toilet the lucky charms man would come out and eat me.

Anon
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I used to belevie if i flushed the toilet in the last sstall at school three time in a row, an evil ghost would come out and bite you, and then you'd die when you turn 13!! My friend told me it happened to his great great grandpa!And I thought it was real

Carinne
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I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet without feeding it, it would flood your house and the pipes would explode. So I used to get a LOONNNG piece of toilet paper, stand back, and let the toilet slowly eat it up. XD

Wugnut
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When i was in grade four me and my friends believed that there was a man stuck in the toilet because when ever you would flush the toilet the "swoosh" sounds in the girls toilet kind of sounded like "helpoosh meeee"

So instead of using the bathroom we would have to hold it

story:But once my friend really needed to go so she ran into the boys bathroom!!!!

Anon
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I still belive that the toilet monster is real, and so I wash my hands before i go, then I flush and run with my ass hanging put then pull my pants up in my room.

BIGHEADsmallvoice
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i was scared of flushing the toilet when i was young because i thought water would shoot out and that i'd drown in the water

Anon
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