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I am deathly afraid of spiders, I was afraid that one would be hiding on the dry part of the inside of toilet bowl. I believed it was waiting to get me and if I was on teh toilet too long it would bie my butt. I would frequently look between my legs or get up and investigate if there was a spider in there.

Renee

when my sister was little, there was a period where she would be too scared to go to the loo, cos she thought a rat was going to bite her in her erm, well you know what i mean...ahem. Anyway, it was all because we watched a documentary about rats in London, and there was one bit where it showed how rats sometimes like to crawl in the sewers, up the pipes and out of your toilets into your house to eat food. Straight after the documentary she needed to do a poo, but needless to say she was scared that a rat might be lurking under the lid, swimmimg in the water..

psychologically damaged child (+sister)

When I was about 5 my friend had to use the restroom. She must have put her tush in too far becauseshe came running out screaming and told me that thier was a soggy monster in the toilet. We were both scared and avoided the toilet for awhile.

Ooshkadooshlookune

For a few years, I think from about -10years old, I was always scared that there was a skeleton down my toilet. Disgustingly, if my wee or poo were big r smelly enough it wouldn't come up and touch/bite my bum. This always made sure I closed the lid and flushed the toilet though, lol.

Jodilye

i used to think that lobsters would come out and pinch your butt if you weren't careful while you went to the bathroom.

nicole

For some reason when I was young I used to think that I would have to flush before the toilet paper got completly wet, and I had to book it out of the bathroom before it was done flushing.

So, if I was at the movies or at a restaurant I would almost run into people to get out as fast as I could.

Rob

i thought a monster would come out of the toilet when i flushed it and bring me into Toiletland if i didn't run out of the bathroom fast enough

kelsi

When I was 5 years old, my mom and grandmother took my sister and I on a trip to Disney World. On the flight to Disney World, I had to go to the bathroom. I asked my mom to walk me, but she said the bathrooms were to small for 2 people to fit, so i went by myself. Well, after i was done going to the bathroom, i went to flush the toilet...to my surprise, the toilet made a huge and very loud suckion noise. I got scared and tried to open the door...but it was STUCK! I began to scream VERY LOUD, and cry, i banged and kicked on the door until 3 flight attendants came to my rescue. To my surprise, everyone on the plane was looking my way with concern. Bottom line, I was afrain the toilet would suck me in! I'm married now, and i still stare at the toilet everytime it flushes.

Jennifer Bagnaschi

I used to believe that when I flushed the toilet Basil Brush would come out and get me! This has left me with an unusual fear of toilet flushes....

Gem

When I was three, my mom would have to wipe my butt because I couldn't reach. One day, when my mom went to work, and my dad was asleep, I had to go poop really bad, so I just decided to go on my own. As I sat on the toilet, I felt a little bump hitting my butt. I looked down and wondered where it was coming from. It hit me again. I started thinking (really ranodmly), and I thought that little mini people were shooting arrows at my butt. I never found out what that hitting was... but I betcha it was just a bug. Omg! That is still really gross, but whatever!!

Lily Hunter

i used to think that when you went to the bathroom after you flushed it a creature would come up from the toilet and eat you "waste" so i would run out of the bathroom the second i flused in fear of beinf eaten.

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My aunt had me convinced for years that there was a toilet monster that would bite my ass and pull me through the toilet if i took to long to go. I was the fastest pee-er, especially at night. I don't think even she knows how long I was nervous about getting my ass bitten.

Linda

When I was very small I really used to belief the airplanes' toilets released the crap in mid air, like pidgeons. Back then I was very afraid of planes overflying me...

Vicente Spínola

i used to belive that when you flush a toilet on an aeroplane you get sucked down

milly

i used 2 believe that if u did a s**t that the toilet would eat it and spit some bits out at u (for some strange reason)!

f9i7p5y

i used to believe that snake lived in the toliet and when you to the seaside crabs crawled up the toliet and pinced your bum

anna h.........

When I was very young we had a vacation cabin in the middle of nowhere. No electricity, no running water, and an awfully smelly outhouse. My mother once told me not to sit too long or I might get hemmorhoids. For many years after I thought hemmorhoids were little animals that would jump out of the "hole" and bite my behind!

Patri

When I was small, I was always afraid that a snake would come up out of the toilet while I was on it. Well, in my early twenties, a boyfriend at the time had a snake that he kept at my house. He put it in the bathroom and shut the door while we went out one day. When we came back it was gone. Guess where it had went. It was my childhood nightmare come true!

Snake hater

I used to flush the toilet and jump up and run out and slam the doot because my Dad told me that the "flusher" was the toilet monsters doorbell.

Kristen

When I was little I used to think that there was a hand in public toilets just waiting to grab you. I thought that that was why my mom always used to tell me to "squat" while peeing. I would flush the toilet and quickly close it and say "haha, can't get me".

Still hasn't gotten me :)