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When I was about three, I decided it would be fun to flush a pair of underwear. I guess it must have clogged the toilet, because my Mom and Dad were very upset with me.

Mom yelled at me and explained that Dad would have to find the underwear and pull it out of the toilet. I wondered how he would fit in, and whether he would need scuba gear. I also wondered what would have happened if my underwear had made it all the way to the lake--how on earth would he find it?

Mike

my youngest sister was obsessed with bathrooms when she was little. she would ask to go to the bathroom, no matter where we were, not because she had to go but so she could see what they looked like. we thought there was something really wrong with her...

she also liked to "teach" to "students" (her babydolls and stuffed animals) while sitting on the pot at our house when we were younger. my mom thought it was cute and even bought her some old textbooks from a yard sale for my sister to use... i think my mom even has some pictures... we still give my sister a hard time about it...

teachin the potty....

I used to believe that a poop-monster lived in the toilet and the reason it made such a huge noise when you flushed it was because he was mad.

Erica Brandt

I used to think that the automatic tolets were controled by people who were looking at you through a camara.

jack irons

I used to believe that if I peed in my mothers toilet and if she hadn't flushed since she last peed that it would make a baby. I would go check afterward to see if a baby was growing there

philp coe

I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet, a pipe would come out of the side of the house, dumping your waste in the garden.

Henry

In schoolI thought that the used toliet water would come back out through the water fountans because there right there next to the bathrooms and I would never drink fomr foutains unless I was really really thirsty.

Danibal

Alright when i was little i went to the bathroom wierd. I saw that movie abotu the little ball creatures that come out of the toilet and decided that if I HAD to use the water closet, I would do it safely. I basically squatted, yes with my feet on the seat. Like i was doin squat excercises. Needless to say, aiming was hard, but I think I had relatively good aim. I remembered this cause somehwo someone aquirred a picture of me in my "ritual".

Prawn

Not mine, but this came from my 3-yr-old daughter yesterday.
She refused to go potty anymore, and when I asked the reason, she pointed out that the toilet water was now blue, after dropping in a Ty-D-Bol disk in the tank.
Her reasoning was that the water was now too pretty to urinate in.
Have you ever tried to remove a soggy toilet disk with a BBQ tong..?

Gary Burton

When I was three or so, I believed that toilet fairies would come up out of the toilet late at night to get a drink in our bathroom. After my bath, I always insisted on leaving them a saucepan full of my bathwater, thinking they would appreciate the offering.

Andrew Garrison

I used to think that if you went to the "bathroom" you peed and if you went to the "restroom" you just sat down and rested. . .
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STOOBIE217x

When I was about 7 or 8, my grandfather visited a farm. I had to use the restroom, and two doors said "pointers" and "setters." Well, I didn't have a clue, so I just guessed "pointers." Oops!

Sharon

When I was a kid I overheard my Mom talking on the phone to her cousin. The cousin's husband apparently had to have hemorrhoid surgery, and I heard my Mom say it was caused by "staying on the toilet too long." The only thing I could figure out was that the poo made poison fumes that wafted up to his bottom and made a disease on it.

Callie

my mum grew up on a farm with a long-drop (ie no plumbing) toilet. a guy would come each week to replace the bucket that held all the toilet waste. anyway, my mum always thought the guy just came with a huge wooden spoon to scoop out all the poo etc and never changed the bucket. she thus thought this was the most disgusting job of all.

Anon