I used to believe that music came from toleits because once I went into the toilet and I heard mty mums CD player through the wall so that was what I prosumeed!
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As the oldest sibling of six, all under eight at one time, I took great thrill in the bath room visit, should we all go somewhere together, I the oldest, had to take each child to the bathroom. I would enjoy letting them know, that if they didn't hurry (usually my supper would be getting cold) that there was a little button on the floor I could step on and they would be flushed away.
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When I was about three, I decided it would be fun to flush a pair of underwear. I guess it must have clogged the toilet, because my Mom and Dad were very upset with me.
Mom yelled at me and explained that Dad would have to find the underwear and pull it out of the toilet. I wondered how he would fit in, and whether he would need scuba gear. I also wondered what would have happened if my underwear had made it all the way to the lake--how on earth would he find it?
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my youngest sister was obsessed with bathrooms when she was little. she would ask to go to the bathroom, no matter where we were, not because she had to go but so she could see what they looked like. we thought there was something really wrong with her...
she also liked to "teach" to "students" (her babydolls and stuffed animals) while sitting on the pot at our house when we were younger. my mom thought it was cute and even bought her some old textbooks from a yard sale for my sister to use... i think my mom even has some pictures... we still give my sister a hard time about it...
I used to believe that whenever my brothers and sisters had candy, they had gotten it from the "magic toilet" which is a secret place where goodies come out. I thought each person had their own personal magic toilet and you just had to find yours. Unfortunately, I never found mine, but I think my sister's was a hole in her door that had a piece of candy in it.
I used to believe that a poop-monster lived in the toilet and the reason it made such a huge noise when you flushed it was because he was mad.
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I used to think that the automatic tolets were controled by people who were looking at you through a camara.
I used to believe that if I peed in my mothers toilet and if she hadn't flushed since she last peed that it would make a baby. I would go check afterward to see if a baby was growing there
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I used to think when you flushed the toilet, it filtered all the bad stuff out and drained down to poor people who collected the water in cups.
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I used to think that my family was really poor because we didn't have a urinal in our bathroom -- just a toilet.
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My father used to say playing the lottery was just flushing your money down the toilet. I actually thought there were people who went to toilets, threw their money in and flushed! I never understood why people wanted to do this until I was about 10.
I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet, a pipe would come out of the side of the house, dumping your waste in the garden.
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In schoolI thought that the used toliet water would come back out through the water fountans because there right there next to the bathrooms and I would never drink fomr foutains unless I was really really thirsty.
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Alright when i was little i went to the bathroom wierd. I saw that movie abotu the little ball creatures that come out of the toilet and decided that if I HAD to use the water closet, I would do it safely. I basically squatted, yes with my feet on the seat. Like i was doin squat excercises. Needless to say, aiming was hard, but I think I had relatively good aim. I remembered this cause somehwo someone aquirred a picture of me in my "ritual".
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Not mine, but this came from my 3-yr-old daughter yesterday.
She refused to go potty anymore, and when I asked the reason, she pointed out that the toilet water was now blue, after dropping in a Ty-D-Bol disk in the tank.
Her reasoning was that the water was now too pretty to urinate in.
Have you ever tried to remove a soggy toilet disk with a BBQ tong..?
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When I was little, I used to think that when you went into public restrooms, there were people hiding behind the mirrors who could see everything that went on in the bathroom. I used to glare at the mirrors as I washed my hands and tell the people (by talking to mirror) that I wasn't going to go to the bathroom because I knew they were there.
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When I was three or so, I believed that toilet fairies would come up out of the toilet late at night to get a drink in our bathroom. After my bath, I always insisted on leaving them a saucepan full of my bathwater, thinking they would appreciate the offering.
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when I was little I thought I was the only person who pooed, and my parents payed all the stores and resturants to install toilets just for me.
I used to think that if you went to the "bathroom" you peed and if you went to the "restroom" you just sat down and rested. . .
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When I was about 7 or 8, my grandfather visited a farm. I had to use the restroom, and two doors said "pointers" and "setters." Well, I didn't have a clue, so I just guessed "pointers." Oops!