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when i was little my cousins told me that a dip stick was when you got a stick and went up to the toilet and dipped the stick in some poop then ate it. they pretended like it was the coolest but i never did it.
I once watched a tv show where a person won toilet water. everybody thought it was so nice and valuable, and i couldn't understand why you need to buy water to pour in the toilet, as there already is water in there! i figured out that it was some nice coloured water, but it still seemed strange to me.. later on i read on a bottle of perfume and i figured out the real meaning:D
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i used to believe that people who lived on bridges had toilits flush out under the bidge and people who sailed under the bridge carried umbrellas
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When I was a small child, there was a hole cut out of the wall beside the toilet and a board was placed there so you couldnt see the pipes. I used to think hunderd and hundred of lady bugs lived in there and if I moved the board they would fly up and out and scare me. I was extremely sure of this, even though there was no reason to think it.
I use to believe that went you went poop in the toliet the poop monster would eat it , and he would give youu a present by washing your butt off with water thats why when you went poop you would get wet with water!!
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EVER SINCE I WATCHED SOME T.V SHOW I BELEVED IN THE TOILET FARIE AND NEVER FLUSHED THE AGAIN UNTILL I WAS 11 BECAUSE MY GRAND FATHER TOLD ME IT WAS TRUE,HE COULDN'T TELL ME DIFFRENT BECAUSE HE DIED THE NEXT DAY. (ALWAYS BELIEVED HIM)
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When I was little I used to believe that when you flushed, a monster would eat what you "disposed" of. That leads to why The toilet makes noises. I thought the monster was saying," Thanks for the food!!!"
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I used to believe that aeroplanes had an entire toilet block on them (with normal toilets, not vacuum toilets)!
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When I was wee, my grandmother had me believe the Tidy Bowl Man (from the television commercials) lived in the toilet tank. (Not the bowl, this man was GOOD!) I never saw him, no matter how many times I looked in the tank.
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I used to think if you sat on the same toilet as a boy you got pregnant. Therefore I would squat above the toilet anytime my male friends came over.
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true story - I was helping my 3 year old just-potty-trained son go pee and when done he wanted me to turn on the sink faucet before flushing the toilet so he could "see the water from the toilet come out the sink"
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When I was young, my mother explained to me that the water that you flushed down the toilet would end up in the ocean or a river. So, I started to think that when you flushed the toilet, the pee and poo floated down the pipes and out into a large body of water. (This is especially sad when you know that my father works in waste water treatment!)
I used to believe that some sort of king lived in the toilets, both the flushing ones and the latrines. I thought that if I wasn't fast enough, he would grab my butt and force me to marry him with my pants around my knees, something that would be very embarassing. Although I knew that there's no-one in the toilet I was still afraid of falling into toilets, and had to be very fast when I used one, until I was about 17, maybe longer.
My psychologist usually tells me that I have an extremely vivid imagination, which normally is nice, like when I'm on a boat, I imagine a lot of gremlins partying pirate-style. The gremlins are happy and nice, cheering and climbing around on the boat. I'm 26 and never bored, although I don't always explain these things when people ask for the reason why I'm never bored...I still think I'm pretty normal.
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When I was like 3 I used to think if I put a towel over my head while I was on my little toilet, no one could see me.
I used to believe that when you bought a house, it came with a limited supply of water and after you used the toilet, it would go through "The water cleaner" and be clean again and you could drink it. I refused to go into the shower when the water was brown and we needed a filter.
I used to think that when you flushed the toliet and you stood too close I thought you would get sucked in.
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When I was little I used to think my mum's bum would fall through the toilet seat, because her bum was bigger than mine
I used to ride in airplanes a lot, and when I flushed the toilet it would suck everything in, and I thought it made everything that wasn't attached to the ground or the walls sucked in and fall out the airplane
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My primary school had normal sized loos for the infants and kids sized ones in the juniors. I thought that they had bigger loos in the infants as infants tend to chuck up more.
I live with my grandparents i have since i was about 3 and i used to be scared to go to the bathroom in our house alone so i would make my grandpa stand outside the door because i was afraid a tonado would come out of the toilet i also thought i baby tornado lived in the shower and if i touched it or opened the shower door it would tell its mommy tornado and the mommy would kill me.....