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549 beliefs

the best of traffic lights

My sister thinks that there are elves in the traffic lights, and that they have different color butts, one red, one yellow, and one green.

— Yessa

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Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

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the other 295

when i was 5 or 6 i use to think that all the street light in the world were controled by people underground and they saw the traffic with little video camaras

— Zack

when i was very young i used to believe that there was a creature tho lived underneath roads in a wierd controll room, who changed all the trafic lights by pressing buttons, he looked a bit like chewbacca

— albert uk

I used to believe that traffic lights were controlled by men in chairs somewhere and whenever the light took a really long time to turn green they had fallen asleep or went out to get coffee, and once I tried to get out of the car to wake them up to turn the light green. My mom almost went crazy when I did that!

— Lady Confunded

I used to believe if a sang a song at stoplights, they would turn green. It was the to the tune of the Power Rangers song. It went "Go go green light! Go go! Go go!

— Me

I used to believe there were people underground sitting at desks who operated the traffic lights.

— ^_^

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I believed that there were huge, invisible towers that people sat in and watched traffic lights and changed the signal when needed.

Anon

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I thought when you click the button on a traffic light all the cars in the world shut off so you could cross the street!

— xxx isobel harrop xxx

When I was young, there was a traffic light at an interection near my house that went out ever now and then. I used to think that some guy drove around in his car and threw something out the window that magicly made the traffic lights go out.

— Amanda

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I thought that if I blew wind out from my lips at the red light it would turn green magically.

— Heazure

My sister is 10 years younger so she was 6 when I started driving, and everytime I was at an intersection with lights and turning, she would start getting upset because I was going through a red light. Thing is I wasn't going through a red light, except that when we were turning she would see the red light for the traffic going the opposite direction and think I was not obeying ALL of the lights.

Anon

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Dad used to have me blow out the red lights. He would tell me when and sure enough - the light would turn green!

— Lene

From when I was like 3 to 10 I used to think that there was a HUGE room with little moniters in it and there was one guy in a swirly chair with wheels and he controlled the lights. When I was like 7 I realized this was impossible I concluded that his chair automaticly went to the next light that needed to be changed (by magic of course). This soon made me think that only one traffic light in the whole world changed at a certain time.

— ShawnB.

I used to believe that my parents relied on me to make the traffic lights green. I would do this by absorbing the green from trees and grass with my eyes and beam it into the traffic lights. If i was given enough time i had a 100% success rate.

— Jeff F

I used to think that my mom controlled the traffic lights because she'd say the incantation that the Sesame Street magician said, right as the other light was turning yellow. So she'd say, "A la peanut butter sandwiches," and the light would instantly turn green!!!

— Samantha from California

when i was little my father always told me that the lights on top of the bridge towers were operated by little people who flicked their lighters.

— kimberly

My Dad told me that those Big boxes on stop-light poles(used for timers for the stop-lights)were actually refrigerators for the cops, and thats where they keep their lunch, I believed it until I was 12! I'm 13 now

— Sean

My friend Nicole told me when she was younger she knew that green meant "go" and red meant "stop"..yellow meant "hurry up and go before the light turns red!"

— Pamela

When I was little, everytime we came to a traffic light with a crosswalk and the stop hand was flashing, I would start chanting "stop, stop, stop" until the red stop hand finally stopped. I really believed I was stopping it!

— Dave

I used to think that there were little tiny green men under the ground that watched people at stop lights and determined when to change the light to green, yellow, or red.

— MV

I used to believe my dad when he said he was psychic and could tell me the exact moment when the light was going to turn green. I would watch in amazement as the light would turn green right as dad would say "now". I thought he was magic.

— Tonya

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