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I used to believe that when people got married and kissed afterwards that the kiss caused them to have a baby after they were married.

Nikki
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i used to think that when girls got older and got married, they could just want to have a kid and magically it would happpen.

Anon
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When was younger I used to believe condoms were a food, because I once heard someone speak of vanilla and cherry flavored condoms, and I believed that for years

Anon
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When I was in 2nd grade I thought if a boy touched a girls stomach she would get pregnant. So one day i was out side playing and a boy toched my stomach and i cried for days!!

Anon
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I used to believe that a girl was a girl and a boy was a boy because of the type of underwear they wore. Needless to ay, I had an 'accident' in school and the nurse only had boys underwear. All day I could feel 'things' growing down there!

Anon
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I used to think doctors cut a lady's bellybutton out to get the baby and sewed back in, until now......:}

Confused child
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I always heard that babies "grew inside a woman's stomach". Naturally, I assumed that meant they were born out of your belly button. What other function could it have?

Anon
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I used to believe condoms looked like bandaids.

Kelly
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I used to believe that sex lasted for 2 hours like a movie. I don't know why I thought that.

Daniel
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I used to believe that children were made when to people kissed each other

Anon
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