random beliefs

When I was about 5, I thought that English was the reverse reading of Turkish.

sel (from language : foreign languages)

I used to believe that if I didn't put the eggs in the fridge fast enough after buying them, they would hatch into chicks.

Alli (from food : general)

I didn't realize 'K-I-S-S-I-N-G-' in 'Robby and Mary- et cetra- sitting in a tree' spelled Kissing until a year ago ^-^ I thought they just put a couple of letters together to make the song longer.

Mary R. (from music : songs)

When I was a youngster, I re-call travelling in our car and seeing signs saying, 'Dual Carriageway' and I thought this was a place. I could never understand why we never got there!

John Green (from the world : places)

i used to belive that the cloud trails left by jets were tunnels to get on a plane for the people who missed their flight.

Jilliane (from transport : aeroplanes)

when i was younger i thought that if someone "hurt your feelings" that it hurt in the back of the teeth.....obviously mistaking "feelings" for "fillings"

jennie (from body parts : general)

My mom used to tell my brother and I that she went to mean school and graduated at the top of her class so she could work as a mean mom. I always thought I'd go to mean school too.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.

Robyn (from animals : cats and dogs)

I used to believe that there where dead people in the bases of bouncy castles.

Anon (from death : people)

I used to think that if I made the side mirror face the other mirror in our bathroom, I would be able to go into another world, like Alice through the Looking Glass.

Beanz (from at home : mirrors)