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I use to believe that the things rattling around in spray paint cans were baby teeth that the tooth fairy sold to the paint company, that's how she got her money

Anon (from make-believe : fairies)
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I always thought 'virgin' was Marys star sign and could never work out why it was such a big deal

Anon (from religion : characters)
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I never knew why my grandma would stir her tea, so I came to believe that stirring a drink in a circular motion would cool it down, while stirring it in a side-to-side motion would heat it up.

Anon (from food : drinks)
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I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)

Sally (from body functions : general)
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When I was little I used to believe that we had a machine in the belly that was creating kisses and when someone didn't t give you one, it was because they had run out of kisses.

Mireia (from body functions : general)
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I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.

Anon (from nature : outer space)
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I used to think that a con artist was someone who was really good at making complicated art.

Anon (from people : lies)
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my dad used to tell me that if you pointed at things, you were poking holes in the air and the fairies/birds would trip over them.

i'm still hesitant to poke holes..

kylie-o (from science : physics)
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When i was a kid my famliy was on a road trip. We were driving when my mom pointed and said "that is a winery." I actually thought this was a place where they put kids who wined a lot.

Liza (from the world : places)
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When I was little I thought grilled cheese sandwiches were called girled cheese sandwiches and told my little brother that he couldn't eat them. He could have boy'd cheese sandwiches.

Mandy (from food : general)
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