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I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.

Judy (from food : general)
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My wife used to believe that the purpose of the stick shift in her Dad's car was to stir the gas.

Curt (from transport : cars)
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Does anyone remember the 'Chipmunks' singing group? My mother believed they were real chipmunks who had been taught to sing!

Rosy Baxter (from music : pop stars)
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I used to think those guys in red tunics at the Tower of London fed bees, because they were called Bee-Feeders. Those bees would then, of course, make the honey for the queen's morning toast.

imethisguy (from grown-ups : work)
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When I was four I thought there was a dragon in our cellar because you could see its red eye glowing in the dark. Turns out, it was the freezer ...

Vicky (from at home : basements)
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I used to think that an air guitar was a real instrument. I though it was a guitar powered by air..

Amanda (from music : songs)
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You know the egg carton that had a picture of a elephant on it? Well, I never eat those eggs when I was 8. I used to believe that elephants laid those eggs

Anon (from food : general)
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I used to believe that leaf blowers had an unlimited supply of air in a tank, not that they blew a blast of air taken from the outside!

Bubbles (from at home : around the house)
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Before I knew about the various internal organs I thought people were just filled with some green slimy stuff called “guts”

Demond (from body parts : general)
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When I was a kid I always used to wonder how a train turned to go in the opposite direction. I always believed that there was some huge space where the train could turn around

Kammy (from transport : trains)
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