random beliefs
We went to the Holy Land when I was about ten and I thought we were going to see "The Dead Sea Squirrels." I was disappointed because I didn't see any.
My sisters told me that peanut butter was made of cricket legs and I refused to eat it until I became an adult. Made me nauseated just smelling the stuff.
When I was little I used to believe that we had a machine in the belly that was creating kisses and when someone didn't t give you one, it was because they had run out of kisses.
I used to think 'feared dead' means the person got afraid of something and died. My dad and brother till date tease me with that (now brave 23)
I used to think that the second exhaust pipe on certain cars was for the sick to flow out of when somebody had vomited in the car. Don't ask me how the sick reached the pipe!
As a child I was diagnosed with Rheumatic Fever. I proudly went around telling everyone that I had Romantic Fever.
Up until I was nine my uncle told me that the round bales of hay were cow eggs.
That the McCartney Era was another name for Beatlemania (due to confusion between "McCartney" and "McCarthy"
One day I asked my dad why men have arm hair and women don't. He told me it was so that men can use their arm to wipe food off their mouth.
In cartoons, the superhero characters always have a cool pose while flying or whatever. I used to believe when i went to sleep in these poses, i'd wake up wakeup a superhero.
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