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We went to the Holy Land when I was about ten and I thought we were going to see "The Dead Sea Squirrels." I was disappointed because I didn't see any.

Rachel (from neighbourhood : excursions)
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My sisters told me that peanut butter was made of cricket legs and I refused to eat it until I became an adult. Made me nauseated just smelling the stuff.

S.Withers (from food : nasty food)
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When I was little I used to believe that we had a machine in the belly that was creating kisses and when someone didn't t give you one, it was because they had run out of kisses.

Mireia (from body functions : general)
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I used to think 'feared dead' means the person got afraid of something and died. My dad and brother till date tease me with that (now brave 23)

biophysics (from death : people)
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I used to think that the second exhaust pipe on certain cars was for the sick to flow out of when somebody had vomited in the car. Don't ask me how the sick reached the pipe!

Tomethy (from transport : cars)
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As a child I was diagnosed with Rheumatic Fever. I proudly went around telling everyone that I had Romantic Fever.

Anon (from body functions : being ill)
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Up until I was nine my uncle told me that the round bales of hay were cow eggs.

Fred (from nature : landscape)
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That the McCartney Era was another name for Beatlemania (due to confusion between "McCartney" and "McCarthy"

James Anderson (from the past : history)
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One day I asked my dad why men have arm hair and women don't. He told me it was so that men can use their arm to wipe food off their mouth.

e. (from body functions : general)
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In cartoons, the superhero characters always have a cool pose while flying or whatever. I used to believe when i went to sleep in these poses, i'd wake up wakeup a superhero.

Allison (from kids : i'm different)
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