random beliefs
When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!
When I was about 3 I got confused as to where food went. I thought my right arms would fill with apples, my left leg with peaches, and I had no clue what would happen when I ran out of room.
That blue cheese was made by scraping mould off bathroom walls. My mother actually told me that.
When I was little i thought that the mirrors in the bathroom were actually cameras and people were watching me, so i sang and danced for them and even did toliet paper commercials.
I used to believe that if I could wiggle my ear and then jumped off a barn I could fly. Couldn't. Didn't.
Splat.
When I was younger my dad used to tell me that when the ice cream van was playing that tune, it meant he had run out of ice cream! No ice cream for me :(
I used to believe that when I grew up I had to marry my brother because we had the same last name. I was very angry about this because at the time I really didn't like him.
Washable markers could actually be washed off of paper
My brother believed there was a family that lived in the sponge in our bathroom called the Smiffs and they all had upturned, piggie noses.
I believed that the ladder on the back of a trailer/rv led up to a swimming pool.
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