random beliefs

When I was little, before I developed my perception of size, I use to be convinced I would fall down the holes in crumpets so would never go near the things!!!!

Rachel Jones (from food : dangerous food)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

I used to believe that when a person got old, they turned Italian- as a child the only old people I knew actually spoke Italian, I had never come in contact with a non-Italian senior.

Jennifer Radcliffe (from grown-ups : getting older)

When I was younger, I used to believe when movies would show the attention slide, that “no unauthorized reproduction” meant that it was illegal for people to have sex in a movie.

Raven (from media : films)

That when it rained it rain all over the world

Ann (from nature : weather)

My dad tricked me, my brothers and my sister into thinking that cows were all carnivorous and that they weren't really eating grass, they were searching for small animals under the ground.

becky (from animals : general)

I believed that the only way I would get big boobs when I grew up was if I ate all of my vegetables at dinner. That is the lie that my parents told me......

T (from food : nasty food)

I use to believe that thunder was created by 2 clouds bumping into one another. Mom told me this and she still believes it.

Anon (from nature : thunder and lightning)

I believed that if you left a electric plug socket on the house would catch fire BUT if you rubbed toothpaste into the wall around it, you'd be safe.

Anon (from at home : around the house)

I used to believe that the people who made the "Slow Children Playing" signs were very mean people,After all it is rude to call a child slow.

Michelle (from transport : road signs)