random beliefs

when i was little and i heard my dad say kids were being brain washed, i thught they literally opened up your head and washed your brain with water and soap.

CARLOS (from body parts : general)

I wanted to be a cashier when I grew up because I used to believe they got to keep all the money in the cash register.

Kim (from grown-ups : work)

I used to think that when someone was "under arrest" it meant that when they went to jail they would get the bottom bunk so they would have to sleep "under a rest"-ing prisoner.

Terry (from the law : criminals)

I used to believe that if i tried really hard i could make my head explode.

not that i ever tried.

i'm not sure why i believed this.

tchin (from body functions : special powers)

Because women could produce milk I thought it only made sense that men made coffee. Now it makes sense why I don't drink coffee.

Anon (from body functions : general)

My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

I believed you could sit on clouds.

Anon (from nature : weather)

I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.

Anon (from grown-ups : family)

When I was a kid I always believed if you put nail varnish on you would become a women, I am 23 and i still fear nail varnish.

Anon (from grown-ups : getting older)

I used to believe that the people who made the "Slow Children Playing" signs were very mean people,After all it is rude to call a child slow.

Michelle (from transport : road signs)