random beliefs

I would leave some blank pages in my coloring book - thinking that the trash man would take it home to his children

kim (from grown-ups : work)

i used to love eating the hard toffees in quality street until my sisters told me that they were made of old ladies wee, i still carn't bring myself to eat them this day.

dave (from food : nasty food)

I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.

Valerie (from at home : around the house)

Once I asked my mum what she would do if she won the lottery... she said she would faint. I didn't want her to faint and every week i wished and hoped like crazy we wouldn't win.

Anon (from the world : money)

I used to believe that the city of Tokyo was really ruined by incredibly huge monsters every week, just like in those old japanese series.

G.Albo (from the world : places)

At one time I believed that ZZ Top was an unusually large bustline.

Donna K. (from music : pop stars)

i used to think that when people said their legs fell asleep it meant that their legs were actually getting rest, so when mine fell asleep, i would try not to disturb it.

tiff (from body parts : general)

I used to believe that if I changed my clock it changed time for everyone. So I figured that if I didn't want to get up at 7 AM, I could just set the clock back to 6 AM and sleep another hour!

Laurie (from time : general)

I thought that when people said "goodbye, cruel world" it meant they were going to move to another planet because they didn't like it here

FOOP (from death : people)

When I was little, my dad told me the reason i got freckles is because he lifted me up against a screen when a cow farted then he would sit me out in the sun to dry. I believed him for years

Nykole (from people : lies)