random beliefs

When I was younger, I used to believe that Kidneys were really in your knees. I think up until about the fifth grade, i was under that impression. it was baddddd.

Britt (from body parts : general)

I used to think that a mosque was a place where mosquitoes live.

Anon (from religion : church)

when i was 3-6 i thoughr that if i went to the toilet at night by myselfi would find a dog wearing glass reading the newspaper and he would not let me go to the loo

sugerbabe (from toilets : fear of)

My wife used to believe that the purpose of the stick shift in her Dad's car was to stir the gas.

Curt (from transport : cars)

i believed as a child that if you were fired,you were made into a computer.for this reason,i began to have conversations with my own computer.

me (from grown-ups : work)

I thought that because I am called Elizabeth, I was the next Queen of England, and I only lived with my family because the royal family wanted me to have a proper upbringing.

Elizabeth, obviously. (from kids : i'm different)

I used to think that 'lost luggage' meant it had fallen out of the luggage compartment while flying and landed in the ocean.

Aretia (from transport : aeroplanes)

I used to believe Mexican food was made from real Mexicans!

Holly W. (from the world : nationalities)

I used to think that bartenders were scientists and when they were mixing drinks, they were really mixing chemicals and trying to poison people.

Allison (from science : chemistry)

When i was little i was told God had lots of power so i always pictured him sitting in a big throne in and electric sub-station

lemmy (from religion : characters)