random beliefs
When I was about four, I used to think everyone had a different amount of fingers. I was surprised to find that my parents had the same amount of fingers as me.
I believed that the only way I would get big boobs when I grew up was if I ate all of my vegetables at dinner. That is the lie that my parents told me......
that Elvis lived in Walsall Town Hall. It had pillars at the front, so did Graceland so the confusion is understandable
I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...
Probably because it was on so late at night, and because it showed people in their underwear, I thought Benny Hill was the most hardcore pornography in existence.
I used to think that the films Jaw's was called George because the main shark was called George - not quite as terrifying as Jaw's is it?
I used to believe that the man had to be taller the the woman to married her.
When I was about 6, I thought that all black cars were owned and driven by "bad men" and used to duck behind walls when I saw black cars drive by.
One time there were fireworks outside, which is what I called them, but my parents said that there were fire crackers outside. I thought they were making crackers over a fire!
I used to believe that clouds were made from the exhaust from airplanes. So when it would be a really hot day I would think, "Why don't they fly a bunch of planes so it'll be cloudy and cool off?"
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