random beliefs

I used to believe that the rock thing they used in the sport Curling, was a tea kettle.

Kaninchen (from the world : sport)

My two year old believes that electiricty poles are actually there for the birds. "They hold up ropes for the birds to stand on".

Sonia Timms (from animals : birds)

My brothers, who (as brothers often do) loved to mess with me, told me that every girl grew up to be a boy and every boy grew up to be a girl. I totally believed it.

Marnie (from people : lies)

When I was a kid, I used to think that NASA couldnt send up a rocket into outer space unless it was night-time! I seem to remember believing that it had to be night so it looked like outer space.

Steve, somewhere in Australia (from science : technology)

I thought the “Slippery When Wet” traffic sign was a car that had grown long bendy legs.

Anon (from transport : road signs)

When I was little during a discussion about god with my mother she told me that "god is everywhere"

I became extremely concerned and asked her, "so if I step on the grass do I hurt god?"

Rachel (from religion : characters)

i used to think raisins were inside out flies. i still can't eat them to this day. :)

booga (from food : nasty food)

I thought the first line of the national Anthem (Australian) was:
"Australian's all eat ostriches,
For we are young and free"

Xyla (from music : misheard lyrics)

i used to believe that a swat team was actually a squat team, because they squated down behind stuff and waited for the bad guys to run out of bullets.

tepix (from the law : police)

i thought that if i dressed in my holly hobby doll's clothes, no one would be able to find me.

pikl (from kids : toys)