random beliefs

When I was little I thought that the audience in sitcoms was really the cast itself watching playbacks of their show and laughing...

kay (from media : tv shows)

When I saw speed camera signs on the roads I always thought we had entered a zone where we could take pictures!

Anon (from transport : road signs)

My cousin used to think that a group of nine singers was called a "niner".

Anon (from music : songs)

until I was a teenager I believed that it was more expensive to sit upstairs on a doubledecker bus. This was so that my mother would not have to climb the stairs with her bags of shopping.

Debbie (from transport : buses)

i used to believe cotton was made up of cat's fur

Umme Hani (from animals : cats and dogs)

i used to believe Gunsn Roses' vocals were from an old lady!!!!

Vivika (from music : pop stars)

I thought that exclamation marks were actually "explanation marks", since they explain how you pronounce it.

superoid (from language : speaking)

My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!

Me (from food : nasty food)

My brother believed there was a family that lived in the sponge in our bathroom called the Smiffs and they all had upturned, piggie noses.

m (from make-believe : imaginary friends)

I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.

Savana (from the world : nationalities)