random beliefs

When I was small I thought Shepherd's Pie was made out of dead shepherds! I cried in a restaurant when I was forced to finish my meal!

Laura (from food : general)

I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk

Simone (from animals : general)

I used to think that, on your birthday, you didn't actually turn a year older until you ate some birthday cake.

Joe (from people : birthdays)

When I was little I used to believe that if I went up the stairs in the dark then I would never reach the top. I would just keep walking up the stairs for ever.

Graeme (from at home : around the house)

When i was 4 I believed that my tears came from my cheeks and when I drank water it filled my cheeks back up with tears

Tasha (from kids : i'm different)

I used to believe that duck sauce-now called in most chinese restaurants sweet and sour sauce-was made by squeezing ducks

Anon (from food : general)

i used to think that the slogan those old gas stations said "Happy Murdering" instead of "Happy Motoring." it really confused me...

eliot (from transport : cars)

I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.

Bea (from body parts : hair)

At the ocean's horizon there was a giant waterfall.

Stephanie (from nature : water)

When I was a child I assumed that firemen started fires. I was extremely frightened when a fireman came to my kindergarten class.

Derek (from grown-ups : work)