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I thought that a fruit machine (gambling machine) was where you actually bought fruit and the money you won was the change.
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ten of them, plucked out of tens of thousands
I used to believe that the kids poem "finders keepers, losers weepers" really said "finders keepers, losers sweepers." I figured that Cinderella had a hard life, and she did a lot of sweeping!
I used to believe…
my mom always said if you fell asleep with gum in your mouth it would end up in your hair!
I thought you would swallow it during the night & it would seep out into your hair thru your scalp.
I used to believe that short haired cats were long haired cats who'd just had haircuts. I believed this until I was 14, when I asked a friend with a short haired cat if it had just had a haircut.
I used to believe…
When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.
I used to believe…
Because I could never figure out how telephones worked, I thought they used wires to connect everyone's house up with everyone else's in the world.
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My brother told me that every closet has a skeleton in it. At the time, I didn't know that it was a saying, but I never looked in the closet for months.
I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting.
I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".
i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.