random beliefs

At school we were told God is inside of us, so when i got pins and needles in my foot i thought it was God vacuming my feet....... ????

Chicco (from school : classes)

I use to believe that a Quarterback was a refund.

Clueless (from the world : sport)

When I was five, I used to believe that worms grow into snakes.

Mz Dimple (from animals : creepy crawlies)

I used to think that "tissues" in the body were like kleenexes and imagined the inside of my body stuffed with different types and colors of kleenex tissues and tissue paper.

Natalie (from body parts : general)

My dad once told me that the giant rolled-up hay bales that we would pass as we drove through the countryside were elephant poop. I believed that until I went on a 7th grade trip to the zoo.

kelsey (from animals : general)

I used to think that everyone exept for me was a robot. I got rid of this theory after my friend asked me if I were a robot.

WillThePieGuy (from kids : i'm different)

I used to beleave that beef jerkey was cow-scabs.

Jennie (from food : general)

When I was little I asked my dad what the HOOTERS (the restaurant) was. He told me its where you go see the owls. I found out when I was 17 that was not the case!

Jessica (from food : general)

If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.

Anon (from body functions : farting)

When I was very small, I thought that as we got older, we went back in time. So I figured I'd get to be a gladiator when I grew up.

Jim knows better now (from grown-ups : getting older)