random beliefs

When I was little, I use to believe that the reason people stretched all the time was because if they sat too long they would shrink, so stretching was a way to get back the original size.

Jaycee (from body functions : general)

When i was little i used too believe that gas at the gas pump came strait from the ground. Like a pie in the ground the gas came up from directly into your gas tank.

courtney (from neighbourhood : going shopping)

i used to think that when people sang in foreign languages they were just singing pretend words that they made up as they went along. i wasn't pleased, i thought i'd invented that game.

dolly (from language : foreign languages)

I used to believe, and still do, that after spinning for a long time, spinning in the opposite direction would cancel out the dizzy.

Tex Taylor (from body functions : general)

I used to believe that if you played the saxophone, you were automatically evil and/or shady/suspicious

Anon (from music : songs)

I used to believe that we all lived in a yellow submarine

Jacob (from kids : i'm different)

My parents used to tell me that my hair looked like a rat's nest in the morning. So, at night I would roam around my room looking for giant rats.

Dani (from animals : creepy crawlies)

I thought tonic water was toxic water and wondered why would anyone drink it if it is toxic?

Dr.Badguy (from food : dangerous food)

My wife used to believe that the purpose of the stick shift in her Dad's car was to stir the gas.

Curt (from transport : cars)

When I saw speed camera signs on the roads I always thought we had entered a zone where we could take pictures!

Anon (from transport : road signs)