random beliefs

When I was younger I used to believe that a menstrual cycle was raleighs answer to Clive Sinclair C5 Electric trike.

Paul Hilton (from neighbourhood : in the street)

When I would hear my pulse in my ear, I thought there was a little person playing a drum. I thought this was what an eardrum was.

Molly (from body parts : general)

When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!

Lucy (from grown-ups : marriage)

when I was little I thought I was the only person who pooed, and my parents payed all the stores and resturants to install toilets just for me.

Anon (from toilets : general)

For a long time I used to believe (due to title) that "Gone with the wind" (1939) was about the people from "old times" who lost everything when tornado had destroyed their house and everything!

Rudzianin (from media : films)

I used to believe that greyhounds chssed after a loaf of bread.

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

When I was four I thought there was a dragon in our cellar because you could see its red eye glowing in the dark. Turns out, it was the freezer ...

Vicky (from at home : basements)

When i eas little, when i went to church, the preacher always said that it was God's house, and i thought that it literally was his house and that he lived in the steeple.

Anon (from religion : church)

Upon seeing a red sky when I was younger, I enquired as to what it was that made it that way. My dad told me the clouds were on fire.

Anon (from nature : weather)

When i ws a kid, i taught that ants where nice and spiders where evil, and they where fighting in an endless war

Anon (from animals : creepy crawlies)