random beliefs

Until I was about 6, I used to believe that flys were raisins with wings.

Anon (from animals : creepy crawlies)

I never had a make believe friend but my sister used to tell me I DID but he left cause I was really BORING.

Jamie (from make-believe : imaginary friends)

I never saw anyone use the numbers on a telephone, so I didn't know why it had numbers. I thought that the numbers were some sort of advanced feature that nobody ever used.

Anon (from science : telephones)

I used to believe that any grown woman received the title of 'mom.' I didn't understand why my parents continued to shoot down my dreams of becoming, as I put it, "a mom with no kids."

Amy (from grown-ups : getting older)

My son used to think the last line in The Star Spangle Banner was "Play Ball" because the only time he used to hear it was at baseball games

Bobbi (from the world : sport)

Because "transmogrify" has "mog" in it, I thought it meant "to swap cats".

Anon (from animals : cats and dogs)

My girlfriend used to think her "feelings" were in her ankle, or somewhere around there. So whenever someone hurt her feelings she'd rub her ankles.

Adam (from body parts : general)

When I was little my mum and dad told us kids that the tooth fairy took our teeth from under our pillows to make false teeth for our grandad.

Lisa-Dionne (from make-believe : fairies)

I always believed when it rained here, it rained all over the world, so I couldn't figure out why deserts exsisted.

Jacque (from nature : weather)

When I was a kid I thought that there was only a small number (fewer than 100) bad people in the whole world, If only it were true...

Tesseract (from people : lies)