random beliefs

Up until I was about 9 I believed that my dad bent bananas for a living because that's what he told me! He actually worked in a fruit and veg warehouse and his company logo was a banana! Lol

Sarah (from grown-ups : work)

When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.

Debbie the Bad Swimmer (from animals : cats and dogs)

The bus needed coins to run; it would melt them down and use them as fuel

Anon (from transport : buses)

I used to believe there were all sorts of nasty monsters waiting to eat me, but I was safe because Captain James T. Kirk was always there to protect me.

Jonana (from make-believe : monsters)

I used to believe as a child that t-storms (aka thunderstorms) where actually tea bags falling from the sky.

Samantha (from nature : thunder and lightning)

I used to belief that i was a lefty because my heart was on the left side, and that people who where right handed had their heart on the right side

Anon (from body functions : general)

when i was younger my aunts nose job went wrong so her nose came out long and pointy. For a long time i thought that she was a witch.

Anon (from make-believe : witches)

I used to scoff at kids who somehow got the idea the people in Australia were upside down, since I knew that they were exactly like us, except that if they jumped they wouldn't come back down.

Starch (from the world : places)

I used to believe that stuffed animals had blood in them as well as stuffing.

Anon (from kids : toys)

I used to think a "con artist" was an actual type of artist, like a sculptor or something. My mom was surprised to hear that I was thinking about being a con artist when I grew up!

Boomer (from grown-ups : work)