random beliefs

I used to believe that self drive cars actually drove themselves!

Anon (from transport : cars)

In my house we always had a large family Bible. When I was little I always belived that the Book Luke was named after Luke Skywalker in Star Wars.

Corrine (from religion : characters)

for some strange reason, I used to believe that criminals always ate prawns. And when my grandad got his car stolen and it was dumped at tescos i thought the robbers had stoped to buy prawns

joe s (from the law : criminals)

Until I was about ten or eleven, I was convinced that vampires lived behind the U-bend of our toilet, and that if I spent too long sitting on the loo that they would come up and attack me.

Mat (from toilets : fear of)

When I was 6 i used to think that eating Bananas with bruises on was how you actually got bruises!!

Kat (from body functions : eating)

i used to think that all the dust under my bed has always been eaten by a little monster... but, to tell the truth, my mother cleaned my room...

weller (from at home : under my bed)

Car phones were just coming out when I was kid...I used to think that your lisence plate number was you car phone number so the people you met on th eroad could call you to chat.

Jenni (from science : telephones)

I used to think that everyone exept for me was a robot. I got rid of this theory after my friend asked me if I were a robot.

WillThePieGuy (from kids : i'm different)

I thought the lyrics to "We're going to Ibiza" by the Venga Boys was "We're going to eat pizza"

ShannonOfDoom (from music : misheard lyrics)

Everyday after work, my dad would come home and empty the change from his pockets onto the dining room table. I thought this was his wages for the day.

Mar (from the world : money)