random beliefs

I used to believe black holes moved quickly through outer space, and if they got too close to Earth, they would wander around on the surface sucking people up.

Anon (from nature : outer space)

My sister told me that people married by looking at their ear sizes and in order to find the perfect match, people had to have similiar sized ears.
o_O

frey (from grown-ups : marriage)

When I heard of the movie Godzilla 1985 as a kid I thought it meant there had been 1984 Godzilla movies before it!

katten (from media : films)

When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.

Linda (from science : technology)

I used to believe fog was caused by cows smoking cigars. How could mom be lying?!

La Duchesse (from nature : weather)

When I was a kid I used to believe that if I put a regular egg from the fridge underneath one of my stuffed toys a live, baby version of my toy would hatch.

R3B3C0CK (from kids : toys)

My friend and I used toy shovels to dig in the school soccer field, convinced we would find gold there. We did it during every recess.

Anon (from kids : hobbies)

I used to believe that my parents were aliens and that after I went to sleep they would shed their human costumes.

Justin (from make-believe : aliens)

I found my mother's "Alien" card when I was 5 years old. I actually believed my mom was an alien, until I finally asked her and she explained that she was an immigrant.

Anon (from the world : nationalities)

I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.

Chris D (from toilets : general)