random beliefs

My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babies

Anon (from at home : bathrooms)

I used to think that the age 8 was only a girl age, I thought boy's couldn't turn 8, they skipped it. And believe me when I got in a huge fight with a boy at school when he told me he was 8!

Olivia (from people : birthdays)

As a kid I believed that the word "artificial" was actually "art official", as if artificial things were products of some kind of "official" art.

Carolyn Morgenstern (from language : spelling)

As a child and early teenager I always thought the One Way traffic signs were suggestions, like, "here is one way you can go," instead of, "this is the only way traffic is flowing."

Lauren (from transport : road signs)

I used to think that me and my sister were twins because we both had a fluffy blue jumper.......she is 3 years older than me.

rob. (from grown-ups : family)

I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."

Dyth (from religion : prayers)

i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.

linds (from make-believe : ghosts)

I used to think that 100+1=101 was too easy and therefore I thought it was wrong. I was soon corrected by my teacher who heard me calling somebody who thought that stupid.

Drew (from language : counting)

When I was little I used to believe that we had a machine in the belly that was creating kisses and when someone didn't t give you one, it was because they had run out of kisses.

Mireia (from body functions : general)

I thought weather forecasters were psychic and that's how they knew what the weather would be. I wasn't sure why their psychic powers sometimes didn't work though

Mephisto (from nature : weather)