random beliefs

Until i was about 6, i used to believe that when the police gave you a ticket, it was a ticket to the movies!

mari (from the law : police)

I used to believe that if robbers came into the house they wouldn't hurt me if they thought I was asleep. So I tried to look asleep even when I wasn't.

Kimberly (from the law : criminals)

When I was little I knew that heaven was the place you went to when you died. So as we were passing a cemetery I said to my mom "look mom, it's heaven."

Anon (from religion : afterlife)

Until I was 10 I used to believe that when my foot would fall asleep, it was actually a ghost giving me an accupucture.

Mariah (from body functions : special powers)

When my sister was in kindergarten she thought the dress code was some kind of code that the teachers wrote in by drawing dresses and different dresses meant different words.

Ella (from school : teachers)

I used to believe the world was a horrible place full of selfish people, hypocrites, liars and murderers. Now I know the world is only like that if you look at it that way.

Anon (from the world : places)

i used to believe that canada was pink and floated above america because if was pink on maps, and my kindergarten teacher said that canada was RIGHT ABOVE US.

Jennifer (from the world : places)

I used to think a con artist was someone who painted pictures in prison.

Brandon Campbell (from the law : criminals)

As a kid, I thought that soap operas were shows that involved people singing in the shower while washing their bodies with soap.

Anon (from media : tv)

When I was little, I was told that people become shorter when they are old. My goal was to live to be 300 years old so I could fit into my doll house and go down water pipes like waterslides.

Anon (from grown-ups : getting older)