random beliefs

I thought that robots had to poop

Dr.Badguy (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I used to believe the world was a horrible place full of selfish people, hypocrites, liars and murderers. Now I know the world is only like that if you look at it that way.

Anon (from the world : places)

When I was younger, I would look at the papers on my Dad's desk. When I saw the contributions to his IRA (Individual Retirement Account), I thought he was giving money to the Irish Republican Army.

Anon (from grown-ups : work)

When I was about 3 I got confused as to where food went. I thought my right arms would fill with apples, my left leg with peaches, and I had no clue what would happen when I ran out of room.

Anon (from body functions : eating)

When I was little I swallowed an ice cube and thought I was going to freeze.

Squirrel 1254 (from food : dangerous food)

When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.

Debbie the Bad Swimmer (from animals : cats and dogs)

When i was little i thought that you get a husband by going to this place where all the men are and picking one of the men there.After you picked your man, you would marry him.

tash (from grown-ups : marriage)

i used to believe cotton was made up of cat's fur

Umme Hani (from animals : cats and dogs)

My older sisters had me believing that electricity was in the ground. I used to go around plugging radios and all sorts of stuff into the ground, and to my surprise, it never worked!

John Pratt (from science : technology)

I used to believe ham came from hamsters. What's worse is I was totally fine with eating it!

Kara (from food : general)