random beliefs

LIke Johnboy, I used to belive that I was the last surviving human and that everyone else on the planet was an android put there by friendly aliens to keep me company.

An-D (from kids : i'm different)

My dad tricked me, my brothers and my sister into thinking that cows were all carnivorous and that they weren't really eating grass, they were searching for small animals under the ground.

becky (from animals : general)

When I was little, I use to believe that the reason people stretched all the time was because if they sat too long they would shrink, so stretching was a way to get back the original size.

Jaycee (from body functions : general)

Probably because it was on so late at night, and because it showed people in their underwear, I thought Benny Hill was the most hardcore pornography in existence.

Anon (from media : tv shows)

When I was 5 I used to believe that i was the only person in the world with the ability to make crunching noises when i ate.

Anon (from food : general)

when i was little, i thought that a con artist was a person that painted pictures of people commiting crimes

kimkim (from the law : criminals)

I used to think that "explosive diarrhea" was when you pooped actual explosives, like nitroglycerin or whatever.

Anon (from body functions : weeing and pooing)

I was once told by a friend at school that if you sneeze you actually die for a split second.

Alex (from death : people)

I thought that "peameal bacon" was actually "female bacon" and that "Hollandaise sauce" was "Holiday sauce" 'cause you only have it on holidays.

e. (from food : general)

When I was about six, I was convinced that the quartz crystals I would occasionally find in gravel were actually dinosaur teeth.

lesath (from animals : general)