random beliefs
When I was a little boy I used to burn ants with a magnifying glass until my tree was in fire so I stopped that because my dad was very angry
If you didn't have enough money to buy an item in a shop the shop assistanct gave you the shortfall and this was the change.
I used to believe we couldn't have satellite television because the trees were too tall around our house. Yes, my Dad really told me that was why.
I used to believe that drug stores sold illegal drugs and I couldn't work out how they got away with it.
When I was little I knew that heaven was the place you went to when you died. So as we were passing a cemetery I said to my mom "look mom, it's heaven."
When I was little, I used to be afraid of the deep end of swimming pools because I thought that people kept their pet sharks there.
When I was little, my grandpa told me that he got a scar on his arm by an indian shooting him...and the arrow came out of his butt!
I used to believe that anything that got sucked up by a tornado stayed up there until a hurricane came and put everything back.
I used to believe that stars chirped because they would twinkle simultaneously to crickets chirping
I used to belive kissing boys made your teeth fall out.
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