i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site
I Used To Believe is a funny and bizarre collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. It will remind you what it was like to be a child, fascinated and horrified by the world in equal parts. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all...
You can add your own to the site. If you think your beliefs were strange, check out our most common beliefs and discover that you're not alone!
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I used to think bus and train drivers always had to know where certain people were going, because of how the one you're not waiting for always comes first (you
Know what I mean).
I used to think that “kickboxer” was a made up word on SpongeBob used to make Patrick sound stupid, no different from Wumbo.
When I was younger, I believed that squinting in a storm would make you cross-eyed... forever.
I used to believe that Mexico was the capital of Spain
I used to think peacocks were girls and peahens were boys because with humans the girls tend to be prettier than the boys, so why would it be any different with peacocks and peahens?
I used to believe gibberish was a real language from a country from gibberland
I used to believe there was a money tree in every rich person’s backyard
I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.
I thought that camouflage was actually "camelflage", and had something to do with camels!
Up until I was like 14 or so, I thought that everyone thought in English, even if they spoke other languages. I just couldn't wrap my mind around the idea of thinking in another language.
when i was a child,i used to believe that Santa claus drove a car and all the presents were in the boot
When I was little I use to belief that if we swallowed the pit of a fruit, a tree would grow inside us.
When I was little, I used to believe that airplanes took off like rockets.
When I was little, I thought my father had been attacked by a shark because he had scars, but in fact, he just had surgery.
When I was young , I used to believe that all there was only one continent on Earth
I used to believe that every food like cakes or pizzas had to be hunted and killed to be eaten, I fought that everything we used to be alive.
When I was young, I used to believe the Mickey Mouse mascot at Disneyland was a real mouse, just a really huge one
When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon
When I was a child, I used to believe that money was free from the ATMs and that you could have as much as you wanted.
In a race if you finish several laps down you have to make up for it afterwards
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